So, any great one line jokes? Such as...

[scattergun13]

There IS an I in team
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Thank you Sir. I've been hoping all day that someone would post that. You win!

[scattergun13]

I actually slept with my 7th grade math teacher. It's ok though, I was home schooled. Mom and I worked it out...

[Monrogue]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

[scattergun13]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

[captain spaulding]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

I think Grant is the only one who wears dresses around here. 

Wheres that dang picture when you need it.

[scattergun13]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

I think Grant is the only one who wears dresses around here. 

Wheres that dang picture when you need it.

Man! What is wrong with you guys? You all should be ashamed, try to be more wholesome like me.

[Monrogue]

I was thinking the same thing Capt

[detron]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

I think Grant is the only one who wears dresses around here. 

Wheres that dang picture when you need it.

whoa,  hold up,  no one here has any right to say I can't rock a dress as good as Grant!!   



 

[scattergun13]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

I think Grant is the only one who wears dresses around here. 

Wheres that dang picture when you need it.

whoa,  hold up,  no one here has any right to say I can't rock a dress as good as Grant!!   

Fair point. Sorry Detron...You wear a dress as good as any hairy legged dude we know!

[captain spaulding]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

I think Grant is the only one who wears dresses around here. 

Wheres that dang picture when you need it.

whoa,  hold up,  no one here has any right to say I can't rock a dress as good as Grant!!   

Fair point. Sorry Detron...You wear a dress as good as any hairy legged dude we know!

If any male MTO members wear a dress pictures are mandatory. 

[detron]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

I think Grant is the only one who wears dresses around here. 

Wheres that dang picture when you need it.

whoa,  hold up,  no one here has any right to say I can't rock a dress as good as Grant!!   

Fair point. Sorry Detron...You wear a dress as good as any hairy legged dude we know!

         

[detron]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

I think Grant is the only one who wears dresses around here. 

Wheres that dang picture when you need it.

whoa,  hold up,  no one here has any right to say I can't rock a dress as good as Grant!!   

Fair point. Sorry Detron...You wear a dress as good as any hairy legged dude we know!

If any male MTO members wear a dress pictures are mandatory. 

Nah,  gotta leave them guessing

sent from phone

[scattergun13]

I'm off,like a piece of old cheese

I always say I am off like a prom dress

Oh you beat me to that one man

Speaking of prom dresses. How good would Detron look in a full length, pink sequined prom dress. Go ahead Detron, share those pics with us. Don't be ashamed, we accept you just the way you are...

I think Grant is the only one who wears dresses around here. 

Wheres that dang picture when you need it.

whoa,  hold up,  no one here has any right to say I can't rock a dress as good as Grant!!   

Fair point. Sorry Detron...You wear a dress as good as any hairy legged dude we know!

If any male MTO members wear a dress pictures are mandatory. 

Nah,  gotta leave them guessing

sent from phone

THANK YOU!!! That nearly got ugly in a hurry...

[Rux]

Take my wife, please...

I take my wife everywhere, she always finds her way home.

[nate j]

Three blonds walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it...

 

Always heard it as "Two guys walk into a bar.  The third one ducks."

[pfrsantos]

My grandma started walking 3 miles everyday when she turned 70. She's 82 now and we don't know where she is...

[pfrsantos]

I enrolled in a gym last year. I lost 12 months.

[pfrsantos]

I miss my family... but my aim is improving!

[kirk13]

Now,seriously folks,take my wife...PLEASE!

[kirk13]

I just flew in from New York,and boy,are my arms tired!

[derekmac]

Also, my girlfriend is so ugly, sometimes when were &^$(&@!, I close my eyes and pretend I'm somebody else.
Just ask Derekmac, I'm pretty sure she used to pull his dogsled...

When I roll over in the morning and see her, I scream like a girl. Then I do this and yell, WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN UGLY!?!  . First to her, then to myself! I'm not saying what O.J. Simpson did was right, I'm just sayin I understand...

I'm pretty sure that was her sister. 

[pfrsantos]

I went down to Florida for a holiday and saw a sign: "Disneyland Left" so I turned around and headed home.

[ducttapetech]

I still can't figure out why I have to concentrate before I make orange juice?

Nate

[pfrsantos]

[pfrsantos]

Quitting smoking is easy, I did it lots of times!

[PTRSAK]

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I have a real world experience of this.

When I finished my apprenticeship I received my trade papers from the Trades Certification Board and it actually read

"This is to certify that Peter John Thorpe has satisfied the NZTCB requirements and is fully qualified as an Aircraft Enginer."

5 years before I couldn't spell Enginer then I are one.

[scattergun13]

Also, my girlfriend is so ugly, sometimes when were &^$(&@!, I close my eyes and pretend I'm somebody else.
Just ask Derekmac, I'm pretty sure she used to pull his dogsled...

When I roll over in the morning and see her, I scream like a girl. Then I do this and yell, WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN UGLY!?!  . First to her, then to myself! I'm not saying what O.J. Simpson did was right, I'm just sayin I understand...

I'm pretty sure that was her sister. 

Oh. I couldn't remember. and really didn't care to be honest. I AM THE LAST TRUE MALE CHAUVANIST AND GODLESS INFIDEL!

[zoidberg]

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I have a real world experience of this.

When I finished my apprenticeship I received my trade papers from the Trades Certification Board and it actually read

"This is to certify that Peter John Thorpe has satisfied the NZTCB requirements and is fully qualified as an Aircraft Enginer."

5 years before I couldn't spell Enginer then I are one.

A company I was contracted to rebranded. New signs on all their cars and buildings etc. It was a couple weeks before I went into the yard and saw them. The boss said he would pay to get my truck done to match. You should have seen his face when I asked if mine would be spelt correctly.

[JBW1]

I can help you out........ which way did you come in ?

[pfrsantos]

Thank God I'm an atheist!