It was a dark and stormy night....

Crow · **Reply #330 on:** November 30, 2014, 05:17:24 PM

Gave Def unbelievable SAK without knife blades

Grathr · **Reply #331 on:** November 30, 2014, 05:24:47 PM

"Come on! How am I suppose to eat this herring without a knife?" Def said angrily and...

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Crow · **Reply #332 on:** November 30, 2014, 05:28:07 PM

Threw sak at the face of the ghost

Grathr · **Reply #333 on:** November 30, 2014, 05:44:35 PM

The knife went right through the Ghosts head. "Muah ah ah ah haaa" it laughed and...

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JBW1 · **Reply #334 on:** November 30, 2014, 05:57:33 PM

Disappeared. He heard footsteps approaching the door at the top of the dark, cobweb strewn stairway. As the door knob turned slowly the door creaked open

Grathr · **Reply #335 on:** November 30, 2014, 06:02:23 PM

and Derekmac's evil twin entered the room...

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Crow · **Reply #336 on:** November 30, 2014, 06:29:37 PM

So you are the one.

Grathr · **Reply #337 on:** November 30, 2014, 06:40:50 PM

He said, and closed the door behind him.

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Crow · **Reply #338 on:** November 30, 2014, 06:45:12 PM

Def wiped sweat out of his head. What in the

comis · **Reply #339 on:** November 30, 2014, 06:47:56 PM

...hole that he dug so deep into...

Crow · **Reply #340 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:17:01 PM

Had to be so much of mushrooms

comis · **Reply #341 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:23:18 PM

...and not enough jello shot. So he...

Crow · **Reply #342 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:33:15 PM

Took advantage of those mushrooms, and dreamed of Super Mario once again

JBW1 · **Reply #343 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:41:38 PM

And the nightmare of spending money on the E.T Atari game

comis · **Reply #344 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:47:39 PM

...while wearing sailermoon outfit...

JBW1 · **Reply #345 on:** November 30, 2014, 07:55:19 PM

And desecrating pikachu with a......

Millhouse · **Reply #346 on:** November 30, 2014, 08:38:56 PM

The MTO Punishment Chicken.

Grathr · **Reply #347 on:** November 30, 2014, 09:09:15 PM

Meanwhile at a very different place...

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JBW1 · **Reply #348 on:** November 30, 2014, 10:10:08 PM

Moderators in the matrix were trying to keep track of the nonsense spewing forth from this thread

Millhouse · **Reply #349 on:** November 30, 2014, 11:21:53 PM

But they were also planning a coup to overthrow Def, and grease him up his own tool oil.

JBW1 · **Reply #350 on:** December 01, 2014, 02:49:19 AM

Millhouse · **Reply #351 on:** December 01, 2014, 05:33:46 PM

Suddenly, the Ghost of Christmas Future swoops by, whisking Def into the future.

Now aged 90, Def comtemplates .......

Grathr · **Reply #352 on:** December 01, 2014, 05:52:18 PM

... Why he didnt turn MTO into a global superpower...

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pfrsantos · **Reply #353 on:** December 01, 2014, 06:39:27 PM

He realized it was Kirky's fault!

comis · **Reply #354 on:** December 01, 2014, 06:40:25 PM

Grathr · **Reply #355 on:** December 01, 2014, 06:59:54 PM

Kirky on the other hand had been knighted Sir Kirk of Blamington Hall, for beeing a man and accepting responsibilty and blame , in a time when most politicians would sell their own mother to avoid it.

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Yadda · **Reply #356 on:** December 01, 2014, 07:07:16 PM

But responsibility isn't always what it's cracked up to be. Kirky defaulted on accepting blame and let it slide all the way to the bottom of the debt pile along with all the other problems heaped upon his poor head. In a fit of desparation Def used his last wish in the future to return to the present and fix...