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Mysterious Mail Package ?? Anyone?!

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Re: Mysterious Mail Package ?? Anyone?!
Reply #60 on: July 21, 2015, 03:38:22 PM
She likes pokey things....
  :D
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Reply #61 on: July 21, 2015, 03:43:19 PM
 :twak:



What if it's a snorkel  :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #62 on: July 21, 2015, 03:44:55 PM
You wish....   :rofl:
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Reply #63 on: July 21, 2015, 03:47:35 PM
...ordering weird toys from the internet and then telling their mother that they do no know what they are.....
Maybe first signs of dementia... :P
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Reply #64 on: July 21, 2015, 03:49:31 PM
What if I open the box and...




Should've asked mom how big the box is :whistle:


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Reply #65 on: July 21, 2015, 03:51:20 PM
A big lunchbox...  (use Google....)
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Reply #66 on: July 21, 2015, 03:51:50 PM
OMG this thread  :rofl:

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Reply #67 on: July 21, 2015, 03:54:27 PM
What do you expect from an nnr thread?

She has an one track mind , and manages to lead innocent, pure posters astray....  :whistle:
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Reply #68 on: July 21, 2015, 03:57:18 PM
A big lunchbox...  (use Google....)

In one thread we talked about ice-cream once... but licking ice-cream doesn't really sound like a good meal for lunch for me.



OMG this thread  :rofl:




Don't listen to dks, Aloha, this time it was Corwyn who started it  :whistle:


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Reply #69 on: July 21, 2015, 03:58:54 PM
SEE ! it was not me this time ...

 :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
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Reply #70 on: July 21, 2015, 04:04:37 PM
pfrsantos is late for the show, though :think:


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Reply #71 on: July 21, 2015, 04:05:17 PM
What if I open the box and...

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Should've asked mom how big the box is :whistle:
Ugh... that oil will be smelling rancid in that heat...
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Reply #72 on: July 21, 2015, 04:06:35 PM
Oh, no worries, we'll do the oiling ourselves :whistle: :facepalm: ...


Seriously, what's in there???????? Pllleeeeasseeeee :drool:


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Reply #73 on: July 21, 2015, 04:52:50 PM
I gave an oath not to tell. Sorry.  :D
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Reply #74 on: July 21, 2015, 04:54:29 PM
I gave an oath not to tell. Sorry.  :D

Youuuuu're involved tooooo?  :pok:

Now we know who gave away my address..  :whistle:


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Reply #75 on: July 21, 2015, 04:56:16 PM
 :dnft:

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Reply #76 on: July 21, 2015, 04:57:15 PM
I gave an oath not to tell. Sorry.  :D

Youuuuu're involved tooooo?  :pok:

Now we know who gave away my address..  :whistle:
Nah its simple if all else fails:

:kirky:
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Reply #77 on: July 21, 2015, 04:59:38 PM
 :ahhh :ahhh


WHOSE FAULT IS IT ? ? ? ?


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Reply #78 on: July 21, 2015, 05:05:13 PM
Wasn't there a card :angel:


So, is it YOUUUUUUU :D:D I don't know what's there in it, my mom took it from the post office and she hasn't and won't open it :D I'll see what's in it only on Thursday  :salute:

Unless someone tells me what's in there beforehands  :whistle:


Things seem to be getting out of hand.....isn't there anyone prepared to open it for you ? How  bad could it possibly be ??


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Reply #79 on: July 21, 2015, 05:08:21 PM
I do enjoy this thread very much and it seems to have made NNR smile - That´s a good thing these days I think.  :tu:
Whoever and whatever it was - Now I´m looking forward to thursday.

Maybe Captain Spaulding did send the digged out MP 600 over the pond?


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Reply #80 on: July 21, 2015, 05:09:55 PM
I do enjoy this thread very much and it seems to have made NNR smile - That´s a good thing these days I think.  :tu:
Whoever and whatever it was - Now I´m looking forward to thursday.

Maybe Captain Spaulding did send the digged out MP 600 over the pond?
That would be epic :salute:
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Reply #81 on: July 21, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
Lol, there is, but I don't want to risk having my mom open it for me :D

In one previous RAK I got, there was a survival / emergency pack with a condom in it.... imagine my poor old mom seeing I've received this from a stranger I haven't even seen, loool :facepalm:

:D :D :D

Of course, you guys, can always tell me if it's appropriate for a 66-year-old woman to open it, but I'd rather preserve this pleasure for myself, lol


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Reply #82 on: July 21, 2015, 05:11:50 PM
I do enjoy this thread very much and it seems to have made NNR smile - That´s a good thing these days I think.  :tu:
Whoever and whatever it was - Now I´m looking forward to thursday.

Maybe Captain Spaulding did send the digged out MP 600 over the pond?


You're sooooo right!! My sister's also kinda "happy" about this, as she knows how much I love such thingies and she adores surprises, so I bet she's just as eager, lol.

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Reply #83 on: July 21, 2015, 05:14:19 PM
Yes, but that condom has so many functions attached to it.  :rofl:
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Reply #84 on: July 21, 2015, 05:17:07 PM
Yes, but that condom has so many functions attached to it.  :rofl:
Seems like a good time for:

:worthless:
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Reply #85 on: July 21, 2015, 05:19:05 PM
Yes, but that condom has so many functions attached to it.  :rofl:

Indeed, there are sooooo many emergencies you can save with it  :facepalm:



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Reply #86 on: July 21, 2015, 05:21:44 PM
I do enjoy this thread very much and it seems to have made NNR smile - That´s a good thing these days I think.  :tu:
Whoever and whatever it was - Now I´m looking forward to thursday.

Maybe Captain Spaulding did send the digged out MP 600 over the pond?
That would be epic :salute:

 :pok: Capt


This would be so EPIC
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Reply #87 on: July 21, 2015, 05:22:51 PM
I'm glad you are smiling NNR and Sis too, now if Mom opens package and oily man pops out, not so much  :whistle:
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Reply #88 on: July 21, 2015, 05:26:25 PM
I'm glad you are smiling NNR and Sis too, now if Mom opens package and oily man pops out, not so much  :whistle:

 :rofl: :rofl:


Speaking of this issue, sis gave me the Micra I'd bought for my bro for his birthday... she said it made her way too sad looking at it. Sooo, I have another, brand new Micra... I guess I'll keep it this way and use it on speical occasions, though... what special occasion can I use a Micra on..


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Reply #89 on: July 21, 2015, 05:30:57 PM
Opening the package on Thursday!
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