The "Never used an awl" club

[Thunderpants]

Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...

I just hope Ms Johansson skips this thread....

[AlephZero]

Easy now Glen-fizzle, everyone goes through the motions

[firiki]

New page banana man dance

[firiki]

I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).

That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no! 

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread 

Now I reawlly have no life 

Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...


For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club 


 

 

Oh, come on G-Fiddle, be bawld. No pain no gain as they say

[firiki]

The oracle has spoken so it is now official; This thread has:

[firiki]

Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools.  Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it.   Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.

Hooray! I think you deserve honorary membership anyway - or a million dollars cash, your choice* -, simply for putting together several consecutive sentences without using a single pun.

*offer closes midnight Central European Time September 30th 2016 . While stocks last. etc.

Would you have awl puns penawlised?

[firiki]

Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO

Good night, hope you're not an awlful dReamer

I dreamer I am though I sleep heavawly...

[firiki]

I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...

That's  Ok TP, we awl have a thread go awl the way out sometimes.....

I don't think that's really consawling for TP

[firiki]

Oh how cute, an apawlogy.

A treatise on appawls 

[firiki]

Thunderpants it's awl good buddy 

Maybe TP is cawldy indifferent to these puns?

[magentus]

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[firiki]

Gandawlf's friend



is here!

[firiki]

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Good thing the car's remains can be sawld for scrap metawl 

[Ron Who]

Good gawly, Miss Mawly, sure like to bawl.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma cawl.

[firiki]

Good gawly, Miss Mawly, sure like to bawl.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma cawl.

You should go around the canawls of Venice on a gondawla with Miss Mawly. It's a great experience!

[firiki]

Gotta go. I'm training hard to be like my idawl:

[Subterranean]

One awl to rule them all.

[magentus]

One Awl to find them
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[undertaker99]

good got awlmighty

[firiki]

One would think this thread has run a full circawl and is about to fawl into some crevice in History's fabric...

[firiki]

But, like a new Christopher Cawlumbus, firiki has set out to discover a previously unknown entire new world-unknown to the Old World's inhabitant's at least.

[firiki]

Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER

[glenfiddich1983]

Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER

Too late. If you read the warning, you're awlready here 

[firiki]

Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER

Too late. If you read the warning, you're awlready here 

True but I had to warn peopawl for legawl reasons...

See post #139:

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I think I need to stop now before I break my parawl.

Several people died of brain haemorrhage induced by my stupid puns but they let me out because it wasn't on purpose.

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[m47mu74nt]

Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:


And these pictures are after I reduced the wound 

[glenfiddich1983]

Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:
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And these pictures are after I reduced the wound 

That's an awlfully mistreated awl!

[Mechanickal]

Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:
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(Image removed from quote.)
And these pictures are after I reduced the wound 

That's an awlfully mistreated awl!

Or the previous owner just lost awl his keys...

OHNO! it's contagious!

[m47mu74nt]

 

[Ron Who]

OHNO! it's contagious!

Incurabawl too!