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The "Never used an awl" club

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #390 on: October 08, 2016, 03:47:06 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #391 on: October 08, 2016, 03:54:27 PM
New page banana man dance.     :nanadance:   :nanadance:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #392 on: October 08, 2016, 04:36:50 PM
New page banana man dance.     :nanadance:   :nanadance:
Awl of me, why not take awl of me... :whistle:

I should stop now?
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #393 on: October 08, 2016, 05:24:57 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:

Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literally feel your brain cells curling up and dying...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #394 on: October 08, 2016, 05:52:42 PM
this page is giving me

Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literally feel your brain cells curling up and dying...

Awl ya need is love...da da da da da  :whistle:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #395 on: October 08, 2016, 05:56:34 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:


Maybe this  :twak: will help   :D


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #396 on: October 08, 2016, 06:14:29 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:


Maybe this  :twak: will help   :D

got something better  :drink:


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00 Offline Mechanickal

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #398 on: October 08, 2016, 06:31:45 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:


Maybe this  :twak: will help   :D

got something better  :drink:
Howdy Mechanickawl  :)

Now I'm even more infected then before... Thanks  :rant:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #399 on: October 08, 2016, 06:40:50 PM
Don't worry be happy it's not lethawl.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #400 on: October 08, 2016, 11:22:39 PM
Don't worry be happy it's not lethawl.

lawl ! 


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #401 on: October 12, 2016, 10:27:01 AM
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #402 on: October 12, 2016, 10:29:08 AM
So you lot thought you could let this thread fawl into obawlivion!?

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #403 on: October 12, 2016, 10:38:09 AM
:ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #404 on: October 12, 2016, 10:42:57 AM
:ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:
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He's back awlrigth... Quick (as a thunderbawlt), hide your vawluables...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #405 on: October 12, 2016, 10:45:54 AM
:ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:
He's Back! Awlmageddon!

He's back awlrigth... Quick (as a thunderbawlt), hide your vawluables...

Stuff like awlpawls or emerawlds, you know..
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #406 on: October 12, 2016, 10:47:44 AM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:

Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literawlly feel your brain cells curling up and dying...

FTFY  :angel:

If you ever want to anawlyse your dislike for awl puns I'll be glad to hawlp :salute:

(A bit more) Seriously now, I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy
« Last Edit: October 12, 2016, 10:51:07 AM by firiki »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #407 on: October 12, 2016, 11:16:06 AM
I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...


gr Offline firiki

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #408 on: October 12, 2016, 11:27:33 AM
I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #409 on: October 13, 2016, 03:26:23 AM
I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...

(Image removed from quote.)

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #410 on: October 13, 2016, 03:46:27 AM
Awlbatross....


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #411 on: October 13, 2016, 03:52:10 AM
Bawld Eagle


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #412 on: October 13, 2016, 12:40:40 PM
Owl

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Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:


wales Offline magentus

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #413 on: October 13, 2016, 12:53:16 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
WP_20161013_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #414 on: October 13, 2016, 01:30:42 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
WP_20161013_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr

Oh you are awl so lucky i'm not carrying a knife with an awl today!  :pok:
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00 Offline Mechanickal

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #415 on: October 13, 2016, 01:34:05 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
WP_20161013_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr
An awl pointing at an owl...

Sounds familiar... :think:


wales Offline magentus

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #416 on: October 13, 2016, 01:40:04 PM
Don't worry G-Fiddy, I'll have a guess at what you would have done:

An owl eye through the eye of an awl:
WP_20161013_006 by magpie2112, on Flickr
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #417 on: October 13, 2016, 01:45:12 PM
Don't worry G-Fiddy, I'll have a guess at what you would have done:

An owl eye through the eye of an awl:
WP_20161013_006 by magpie2112, on Flickr

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #418 on: October 13, 2016, 01:48:09 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
WP_20161013_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr
An awl pointing at an owl...

Sounds familiar... :think:

Totawl Recawll...  >:D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #419 on: October 13, 2016, 01:59:08 PM
This is awlmazing! 14 (fawlteen) pages of awl puns with hardly any mention of the original topic! I think I speak for awl contributors so far when I say 'Thunderpants, you're awlright!'  :salute: We sawlute you.
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