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Haiku Thread

ie Offline Don Pablo

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #90 on: September 17, 2018, 01:41:55 PM
Calm sea with canoe
Storms and crashing waves everywhere
Haiku is about images
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #91 on: September 17, 2018, 01:53:55 PM
Blood splash on work top
Heart pumping rich red surprise
Pain follows behind
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #92 on: September 17, 2018, 01:56:31 PM
 :ahhh :tu:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #93 on: September 17, 2018, 02:09:47 PM
Blood splash on work top
Heart pumping rich red surprise
Pain follows behind

Ode to N_N_R?

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #94 on: September 17, 2018, 04:22:40 PM
The people found here
A bunch of enablers
There goes my wallet


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #95 on: September 17, 2018, 04:30:51 PM
Swisstool and Opeth
Freezing Nordic ice blizzards
All Heavy Metal
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #96 on: September 17, 2018, 04:55:41 PM
The people found here
A bunch of enablers
There goes my wallet

"Enablers we are
You should have known that before
Your wallet hates you"


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #97 on: September 17, 2018, 05:05:36 PM
On a little more serious note... (in 3-5-3 verse)

"Fall has come
Colors on leaves bright
See them glow"


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #98 on: September 17, 2018, 05:14:29 PM
A tribute to the genius that was Douglas Adams (see my sig below)...

"Mistake often made
Design things foolproof do not
Better Fool appears"


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #99 on: September 17, 2018, 08:40:13 PM
haiku are about
calligraphy, images,
and writing talent.



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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #100 on: September 17, 2018, 08:46:46 PM
haiku are about
calligraphy, images,
and writing talent.

"Which you seem to have
My brother from Netherlands
Keep verses coming"
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #101 on: September 17, 2018, 08:57:40 PM
went through the whole thread
what a superb thread this is
the one haiku thread


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #102 on: September 17, 2018, 09:00:24 PM
Hi buddy  :cheers:

PS English is my 2nd language, writing in Dutch is much easier for me. But these are nice exercises.


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #103 on: September 17, 2018, 09:23:32 PM
summertime and
the living is easy, fish
are jumping and the

cotton is high. your dad´s
rich, your mama´s good looking.
hush pretty baby
« Last Edit: September 17, 2018, 09:40:12 PM by Ron Who »


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #104 on: September 17, 2018, 09:27:08 PM
 :D
« Last Edit: September 17, 2018, 09:40:31 PM by Ron Who »


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #105 on: September 17, 2018, 09:36:03 PM
they call me SAK Man
the One Knight among all of
the Super Heroes

that´s not what I am
I am a gardener but
still I do like SAKs
« Last Edit: September 17, 2018, 09:47:17 PM by Ron Who »


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #106 on: September 17, 2018, 09:46:17 PM
 8)
« Last Edit: September 17, 2018, 09:47:47 PM by Ron Who »


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #107 on: September 18, 2018, 08:20:11 AM
summertime and
the living is easy, fish
are jumping and the

cotton is high. your dad´s
rich, your mama´s good looking.
hush pretty baby
Beware of the new copyright laws... :D
Cheers!
Dutch_Tooler

Location: Southern Germany, most of the time


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #108 on: September 18, 2018, 11:41:32 AM
Hi buddy  :cheers:

PS English is my 2nd language, writing in Dutch is much easier for me. But these are nice exercises.

Second language for me too... Funnily though, I often find writing in English easier  ::)

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #109 on: September 18, 2018, 01:08:56 PM
gerleatherberman
A name of five syllables.
How appropriate.

pfrsantos
A name of five syllables
Crazy smurf head

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #110 on: September 18, 2018, 01:47:07 PM
Pfrsantos
ooh your tool is very red
That is what she said
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #111 on: September 18, 2018, 03:02:09 PM
 :rofl:


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #112 on: September 18, 2018, 03:51:43 PM
 :facepalm: :rofl:


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #113 on: September 18, 2018, 03:56:13 PM
pfrsantos
That joke is getting old
That is what she said
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #114 on: September 18, 2018, 07:54:36 PM
"To all SAK owners
Swiss Army Knights do await thee
'til rust do us part"
« Last Edit: September 18, 2018, 07:55:59 PM by AlephZero »
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #115 on: September 18, 2018, 07:57:34 PM
"Morning light still bright
Never needed sunglasses
September before"


 8)
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #116 on: September 18, 2018, 10:40:40 PM
Deep melancholy
Hopeful morning dashed away
Oh why Fuzzy why?
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #117 on: September 18, 2018, 10:53:08 PM
Hiding in the bush[es]
Waiting there all weekend
Just to see Mags face... (ha ha ha ha ha ha...)


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #118 on: September 18, 2018, 11:41:06 PM
Dial 999
Police Fire or Ambulance?
Pervert is outside
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #119 on: September 19, 2018, 12:33:16 AM
« Last Edit: September 19, 2018, 02:26:50 AM by Don Pablo »
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


 

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