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AHB · **Reply #690 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:10:47 AM

Good one Kenneth..

J-sews · **Reply #691 on:** March 25, 2012, 02:40:46 PM

Definitely no coincidence there!

Medic82 · **Reply #692 on:** March 29, 2012, 11:22:15 PM

bushidomosquito · **Reply #693 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:21:34 PM

Quote from: Gareth on March 10, 2012, 02:16:44 PM

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That's great advice when you're 6. That's me on the left.

Singh · **Reply #694 on:** March 31, 2012, 02:29:18 AM

Quote from: bushidomosquito on March 30, 2012, 01:21:34 PM

That's great advice when you're 6. That's me on the left.
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Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #695 on:** March 31, 2012, 03:14:07 AM

My older brother was Batman. I was Robin.

Def

dks · **Reply #696 on:** March 31, 2012, 11:29:18 AM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on March 31, 2012, 03:14:07 AM

My older brother was Batman. I was Robin.

Def

That explains why she is Canadian...

dks · **Reply #697 on:** March 31, 2012, 11:43:41 AM

Batman stopped by police

(embed if you can..)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/9177439/Batman-and-his-Batmobile-pulled-over-by-police.html

Medic82 · **Reply #698 on:** March 31, 2012, 06:09:17 PM

665ae · **Reply #699 on:** March 31, 2012, 06:10:53 PM

Quote from: dks on March 31, 2012, 11:43:41 AM

Batman stopped by police

(embed if you can..)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/9177439/Batman-and-his-Batmobile-pulled-over-by-police.html

I saw a short story about that on the local news. It's pretty cool how that guy dresses up as Batman and goes to local hospitals to entertain the kids

stressmaster5000 · **Reply #700 on:** March 19, 2013, 08:58:52 PM

Don't make me pull this car over or you will regret it!

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #701 on:** March 19, 2013, 09:16:23 PM

Good ones!

Def

Sent from my Motorola Atrix digital multitool.

PTRSAK · **Reply #702 on:** March 19, 2013, 10:02:19 PM

Gareth · **Reply #703 on:** March 31, 2013, 01:14:35 PM

fail.

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #704 on:** March 31, 2013, 01:50:53 PM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on March 31, 2012, 03:14:07 AM

My older brother was Batman. I was Robin.

Def

I always thought of you as TonyStark/Ironman

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #705 on:** March 31, 2013, 04:26:00 PM

I have the Batman voice thing going right now.... I need to work on my drunken carousing before I could be Tony Stark!

Def

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Mercury · **Reply #706 on:** April 12, 2013, 04:47:35 AM

You have the multi you need, but not the one you deserve....

Threeme2189 · **Reply #707 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:07:02 AM

Quote from: Mercury on April 12, 2013, 04:47:35 AM

You have the multi you need, but not the one you deserve....

Because I'm Wingman! (\w/)

Sent from my StoneTablet using Chiseltalk II

Mercury · **Reply #708 on:** April 12, 2013, 05:09:53 AM

Quote from: Threeme2189 on April 12, 2013, 05:07:02 AM

Quote from: Mercury on April 12, 2013, 04:47:35 AM
You have the multi you need, but not the one you deserve....

Because I'm Wingman! (\w/)

Sent from my StoneTablet using Chiseltalk II

stressmaster5000 · **Reply #709 on:** June 18, 2013, 12:40:26 AM

Mercury · **Reply #710 on:** June 18, 2013, 02:27:33 AM

For some reason this cracked me up. It's funnier if you read it in a British accent. My british accent is hilarious inside my head! Probably because I sound like a redneck trying to sound british.

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #711 on:** June 18, 2013, 04:31:30 PM

Rooty tooty point and shooty!

That's great!

Def

Sent from the place I sent it from

Gareth · **Reply #712 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:52:38 PM

That's excellent, mostly wrong, but excellent.

enki_ck · **Reply #713 on:** June 18, 2013, 07:00:04 PM

Quote from: Gareth on June 18, 2013, 06:52:38 PM

That's excellent, mostly wrong, but excellent.

Well I've heard most of them used by some of you UK lot. Including wishy washies.

Gareth · **Reply #714 on:** June 18, 2013, 07:06:56 PM

OK, here's what I call 'em.

biscuit
trolley
nappy
torch
windscreen wipers
face ("slappy ham"

)
chips
crisps
I've no idea what a "clammy roger" is, but that could be an English thing.

errr.....pen?
ice lolly
errr...gun? Though "Rooty tooty point and shooty" has now entered my vocabulary.

kirk13 · **Reply #715 on:** June 18, 2013, 11:04:52 PM

I knew a clammy roger once

You don't think they ment Jammy Dodger?What the Donald Duck is a slappy ham?

Gareth · **Reply #716 on:** June 18, 2013, 11:17:20 PM

Quote from: kirk13 on June 18, 2013, 11:04:52 PM

I knew a clammy roger once

You don't think they ment Jammy Dodger?What the Donald Duck is a slappy ham?

I was wondering about Jammy Dodger as well, but that's not exactly a pancake is it.

For those not lucky enough to know what a Jammy Dodger is; it's a biscuit (not cookie) filled with a firm jam (not jelly) centre.

Mercury · **Reply #717 on:** June 19, 2013, 02:51:45 AM

Thought you all would like that! Clammy roger and wishy washie's had me chuckling but rooty tooty point and shooty had me laughing out loud! Of course I know most of them are a joke but that's the funny part; most Americans probably believe them all!

Nhoj · **Reply #718 on:** June 19, 2013, 03:27:58 AM

Quote from: Mercury on June 19, 2013, 02:51:45 AM

Thought you all would like that! Clammy roger and wishy washie's had me chuckling but rooty tooty point and shooty had me laughing out loud! Of course I know most of them are a joke but that's the funny part; most Americans probably believe them all!

Most probably would, 40% of Americans don't know the sun is a star... why does everyone around me seem like an idiot!

Come on fellow Americans!

jerseydevil · **Reply #719 on:** June 19, 2013, 03:59:44 AM

I could go for a nice big stack of clammy rogers right about now.....

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