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Man I feel like poo

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Man I feel like poo
on: September 27, 2010, 09:49:27 PM
Ill kids + no sleep + stress at work + a stinking cold = one miserable Benner  :(

Feeling ill sucks  >:( :D
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 09:50:33 PM
Man the hell up! :P
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 10:06:27 PM
Man the hell up! :P

 :rofl:

You might as well be married - you're bloody vile to each other!


So what can we do to help Ben? What kind of distraction will make you feel better? :)

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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 10:08:04 PM
Oooo good start!  :D

I just wanted others to share in my misery.  :D
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 10:14:34 PM
Yeah there's a hell of a lot of these bugs doing the rounds :-\

I blame the kid's going back to school with interesting new mutated germs (starting to suffer too ::)) >:(
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 10:23:40 PM
Wishing the Kids and yourself a speedy recovery Ben  :cheers:

If it helps any I sneezed once today  ::)  :D


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 10:31:33 PM
Children are the world's greatest disease vectors.

Ours threw up tonight and I'm not letting him get anywhere near me  :ahhh
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #7 on: September 27, 2010, 10:48:53 PM
 I didn't know what sick was until I had children. Nasty little shi....things!! Throw a shot of who-hit-john into a beer toss it back and you'll feel better.

 Man, nuphoria, you really do know the way to make a man feel better!  :tu:


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #8 on: September 27, 2010, 10:51:33 PM
I didn't know what sick was until I had children. Nasty little shi....things!! Throw a shot of who-hit-john into a beer toss it back and you'll feel better.

 Man, nuphoria, you really do know the way to make a man feel better!  :tu:

I get lots of practise!

However, I also have the power to make it all go wrong again  >:D



Do not watch if you get seasick :D
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #9 on: September 28, 2010, 12:11:54 AM
I didn't know what sick was until I had children. Nasty little shi....things!! Throw a shot of who-hit-john into a beer toss it back and you'll feel better.

 Man, nuphoria, you really do know the way to make a man feel better!  :tu:

I get lots of practise!

However, I also have the power to make it all go wrong again  >:D



Do not watch if you get seasick :D

Now that's pretty scary stuff.

Ben, kids do seem to be the source of all known influenzas and colds. :-\  I know that mine certainly seems to be anyway. ::)
Be excellent to each other and always know where your towel is.


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #10 on: September 28, 2010, 12:23:47 AM
They sure are.  My eldest 2 have snotty noses, but my youngest has gastroenteritis as well.  Couple that with the ill kiddies at work and the lack of sleep and huge amount of work and I am doomed really.
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #11 on: September 28, 2010, 01:23:08 AM
Pestilence! :ahhh  :ahhh :ahhh

I'm surprised I'm not sick more often working in schools like I do...handling filthy mice and keyboards all day.


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #12 on: September 28, 2010, 01:39:49 AM
Ive always hated being sick.  However, I found that vigorous exercise shortens the duration, but the illness becomes worse at least till the next day.  Anyway you look at it it sucks.


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #13 on: September 28, 2010, 07:07:43 AM
I suspect Grandfather Nurgle in all this >:(
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #14 on: September 28, 2010, 07:14:01 AM
An enthusiastic application of lard should take care of it...


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #15 on: September 28, 2010, 11:58:54 AM
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #16 on: September 28, 2010, 01:12:50 PM
Hope you and the kids feel better soon Ben .


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #17 on: September 28, 2010, 02:10:18 PM
Feeling better yet?  ???
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #18 on: September 28, 2010, 02:16:18 PM
How about now?

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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #19 on: September 28, 2010, 02:16:30 PM
Or now?

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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #20 on: September 28, 2010, 02:16:43 PM
Now?

 :pok:

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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #21 on: September 28, 2010, 02:17:06 PM
Nope, and off to work soon.

Littleun still crappy as well.
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #22 on: September 28, 2010, 02:17:30 PM
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #23 on: September 28, 2010, 02:22:41 PM
How about now?

:D

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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #24 on: September 28, 2010, 02:32:19 PM
Actually, I do feel a little...

Still no.  :D
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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #25 on: September 28, 2010, 02:44:27 PM
Ok then.






































































Now?  :D

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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #26 on: September 28, 2010, 08:10:42 PM
Nuph that vid was hilarious!  I had my wife in stitches watching those folks scrambling.  We are evil people I think...   :think:  >:D


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #27 on: September 28, 2010, 08:11:46 PM
BTW, hope you feel better ben!


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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #28 on: September 28, 2010, 08:25:19 PM
Having a bad day?   Maybe this will help cheer you up:

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Re: Man I feel like poo
Reply #29 on: September 28, 2010, 08:29:45 PM
Man what a day too!

Things going wrong all day at work. Was meant to be in gym now....sod that time for a bud haha


 

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