Maybe we need a multipurpose replacement for the can opener which is no longer called a can opener but instead an all-purpose opener. It could be touted as a clamshell opener even since everyone has to deal with those.
Hah! I win a cee-gar!
It's pretty quiet around here. Other folks must be out doing Friday afternoon stuff. I won't be around tonight, so I hope folks ask their questions before then if they have any.