Hawkchucker back and his way of thought.

hawkchucker · **on:** February 05, 2011, 08:46:03 PM

OK so after about a year and not being around much I am back. It is great to see so many new members and this post is to explain myself a bit.

1. I hate the Gerber suspension more than the devil himself. I thusly lothe the company and thier designers. I wish they all would jsut disapear and give us back out old Gerber.
2. I will bash any company out there, but dont let that bother ya. If it works for you more power to ya.
3. Bens Hair is offlimits to people making fun of. I defend his hair and will find anyone that goes after it.
4. Yes I firmly believe the !!!MINI!!! is the greatest tool made.
5. Sorry but even though I love the country I will make fun of canadians. Inside thing.
6. I owned a Sebenza and traded it in a week. It was too nice to me.
7. If you have a safe queen.... I will stick the blade in Mustard to tweek your nipples.
8. I will egg you on if I know you hate something. Example GG and Cold steel.
9 I will make fun of you by replying Mint chocolate chip to stupid polls.
10 I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE FIGHT BACK!!

But most of all ...
I missed the old timers and look forward to meeting the new guys!

AimlessWanderer · **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2011, 09:19:03 PM

Thanks for the intro Hawkchucker, as for myself ...

1) I hate it too - but I must bow down to the sheer suicidal genius of it's creators. It was the first pliers based tool I ever got, and it's design was SOOO bad it turned me into a cynic of tools in general, forcing me to look deeper into any tool before buying it - and thus in turn, a member of this forum. I'll never buy a Gerber multi again (unless I intend to break it for parts) - but must thank them for opening my eyes.
2) Yup - me too, and I wish others would do the same. I have a bit of a mini-vendetta for leatherman at the moment
3) LOL - I don't know who Ben is ... but am glad folk's haven't seen my hair ;-)
4) I drive a Honda Accord myself ....
5) I'll take the piss out of anyone - no prejudice here
6) Never owned a sebbie - don't want one - don't get it
7) I have knives I haven't brought myself to use yet ... but costing only around £50, they can't be called safe queens .. even though one is a Queen (Green Winterbone Double Muskrat)
8. Pet hates are stupidity and incompetence, wherever, whenever and however they are applied (See Q2)
9) Soooo ... what exactly defines a wise poll???
10) I'll try not to disappoint

AHB · **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:32:54 PM

Looks like I'll be busy looking after the two of you...

thebullfrog · **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2011, 03:09:32 AM

You know the thing is I never noticed you weren't around. Don't take that the wrong way. I think it's because whenever I'd search for anything or read the longstanding threads, I came across so many of your posts it was kinda like you were always there.

MultiMat · **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:12:08 AM

Great having you back , big fella with a Mini

Just for John/HC

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:23:36 AM

Hawkchucker...

Hawkchucker....

Wasn't he on the banned list?

J-sews · **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:02:30 AM

Odd; I thought you like the Suspension??

Threeme2189 · **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:10:08 AM

I guess I'm a newcomer to you because I can't remember seeing you here $:-\$
Welcome back! And may the chocolate chip cookies be with you

Craig · **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2011, 06:13:01 PM

Welcome back

People having a go at Ben's hair?? Surely not

cerbera147 · **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2011, 06:42:33 PM

Welcome back John

As I have stated previously your hatred for the Suspension 'guided' me to the open arms of Leatherman

After Googling Gerber Suspension it took me here to one of your posts

The rest is history

There are lot of 'old timers' missing $:-\$ What's left Def made them all moderators

David · **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2011, 09:53:18 PM

Missed ya HC glad your back buddy!!!!

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2011, 10:45:46 PM

Quote from: J-sews on February 06, 2011, 05:02:30 AM

Odd; I thought you like the Suspension??

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I have SO got to get that printed out as a poster!

Good to have you back buddy!

Def

Medic82 · **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:37:58 PM

God help me………. It was so peaceful and quiet here while you where gone and I only had to listen to your crazy gibberish about how much you loved the Suspension and midget wrestling on facebook.