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au Offline MultiMat

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Tools made for a Laugh
on: June 24, 2011, 09:08:01 AM
I am a little partial too tools that make me laugh & here are a few :D :D


I think my favorite is the Naughty/Randy monkey. I recently got the Prozac waiter's friend , what were they thinking  :think: :rofl: :D :D , "OK if the Prozac does not work hit the booze"  :P :D :D. A bit like Warfarin(a potent blood thinner) handing out branded Kershaw E.T's , E.T's have a habit of biting their owners  :D.


 ::) :D :D :D. I wonder if BP bought out F U  :think: :P :D



I got the coffee MT today , I do like the odd 6-8 cuppas a day  ::) :D. Hotwheels Tooligan ; wrench + Bit holder all in a Hotwheels car  8) 8) :D :D. The peanut knife just makes me smile  :D. I had thought I could take the coffee MT too work as there is never any tea spoons there :think: :think:. It is a bit to big for that unfortunately. 


I like the vegetable peeler feature on the left & the nail clippers on the right  ??? :D :D

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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 09:26:00 AM
 
Those are great Mat  :salute:

I really like the F. U. Oil one  :tu:
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 11:39:54 AM
I thought the CRKT Guppie was clever, but that Monkey Wrench/tool is in a totally different class!

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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 12:29:35 PM
Naughty monkey!   :ahhh

Still want one :D
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 01:36:33 PM
Quote from: Neil on June 24, 2011, 12:29:35 PM
Naughty monkey!   :ahhh

Still want one :D

Neil you should recognize a few of my 'oddities'  :pok: :pok: :pok: :D :D :D

LOVE the monkey  :D :D :D.


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Yeh Baby :P >:D >:D

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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 01:46:03 PM
OK, I need the coffee one  :gimme: :gimme: :gimme:

Where can I get one of those?  :drool:
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 04:32:08 PM
Quote from: turnsouth on June 24, 2011, 01:46:03 PM
OK, I need the coffee one  :gimme: :gimme: :gimme:

Where can I get one of those?  :drool:

Mighty be tricky mate  :think: :think:. The Aussie Ebay seller claimed it was from the 1980's.
I think it is Japanese made  :think: :think:

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Yeh Baby :P >:D >:D

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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Quote from: MultiMat on June 24, 2011, 04:32:08 PM
Quote from: turnsouth on June 24, 2011, 01:46:03 PM
OK, I need the coffee one  :gimme: :gimme: :gimme:

Where can I get one of those?  :drool:

Mighty be tricky mate  :think: :think:. The Aussie Ebay seller claimed it was from the 1980's.
I think it is Japanese made  :think: :think:

Well that's not very good for quick gratification, but it should make a worthy hunt.  :tu:
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 07:19:52 PM
Thats quite a collection you have there  :tu:
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 09:01:19 PM
But the PROZAC one is just.... Hillarious!!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Great collection matey!!  :tu: :tu: :tu: :salute:
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
FU Oil Company in Cavalier  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks for the laugh  :D

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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #11 on: June 25, 2011, 01:35:17 PM
The naughty monkey is a classic! :D I wonder if anyone at the factory ever "got it"? :D
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #12 on: June 25, 2011, 06:04:34 PM
You can't* beat the naughty monkey. :D





*or 'shouldn't' anyway ;)
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #13 on: June 25, 2011, 06:17:58 PM
Quote from: Gareth on June 25, 2011, 06:04:34 PM
You can't* beat the naughty monkey. :D
*or 'shouldn't' anyway ;)
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Hairy palms, blindness, ect.??   :think: :D
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #14 on: June 25, 2011, 06:32:01 PM
Quote from: Gareth on June 25, 2011, 06:04:34 PM
You can't* beat the naughty monkey. :D





*or 'shouldn't' anyway ;)


DOH! :doh:

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Reply #15 on: June 25, 2011, 07:44:16 PM
Allan's right, I'm only looking out for your eyesight. :angel:
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #16 on: June 26, 2011, 02:46:38 AM
Quote from: Gareth on June 25, 2011, 07:44:16 PM
Allan's right, I'm only looking out for your eyesight. :angel:


:D :D
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #17 on: June 26, 2011, 02:51:06 AM
This thread seems to be fast heading down the gutter ::) :D Perhaps its time for another Laugh Tool: :angel:












Multitool? :think:   Pliers + watch :salute: :D
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Reply #18 on: June 26, 2011, 12:14:27 PM
Now that's just a bizarre combination. :think:
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #19 on: June 26, 2011, 01:40:45 PM
Quote from: Gareth on June 25, 2011, 07:44:16 PM
Allan's right, I'm only looking out for your eyesight. :angel:

 ::) ::) :twak: :twak: :twak: :D :D :D.

Quote from: J-sews on June 26, 2011, 02:51:06 AM
This thread seems to be fast heading down the gutter ::) :D Perhaps its time for another Laugh Tool: :angel:



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Multitool? :think:   Pliers + watch :salute: :D


It has a watch  :o :o :o , so it does it is so nicely integrated into the MT you hardly notice it  :P :D :D :D.
That Stanley aint no Vic Timekeeper  :D :D. How about I trade you my LOVELY Timekeeper for that ugly brute  :think: >:D >:D :D :D :D :D :P

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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #20 on: June 26, 2011, 04:28:49 PM
What is it with tool designers and monkeys ....  :think: :think: :think:



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Reply #21 on: June 26, 2011, 04:33:56 PM
Wow! :D :D


(all I can say is....Wow!) :D
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Re: Tools made for a Laugh
Reply #22 on: June 26, 2011, 06:08:51 PM
Quote from: J-sews on June 26, 2011, 04:33:56 PM
Wow! :D :D


(all I can say is....Wow!) :D

I know, you'd think he'd look happier ....  :think: :think:

I wonder what other "educational toys" came from that factory   :think:


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Reply #23 on: June 26, 2011, 09:03:56 PM
Quote from: MultiMat on June 26, 2011, 01:40:45 PM
it is so nicely integrated into the MT you hardly notice it  :P :D :D :D.

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