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Ahh drunken housemates
on: January 10, 2008, 03:53:47 AM
Aren't they just the greatest things! My housemate has had a bit too much to drink, well she was fine till she had the wine, very cheap plonk, and she's just finished revisiting most of what she's had tonight, some lovely sounds coming from the bathroom! And on top of that i've lost my bedding to one of her friends...i'm too damn nice thats my problem! And so i'm still up at 3 in the morning and don't really feel like going to sleep.

So what can i do to keep myself amused?

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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 04:13:58 AM
Have a few drinks and go to bed, then insist you don't remember a thing when he friend wakes up!

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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 04:20:58 AM
Well i've finished off the bottle of wine, even if it did taste like crap and have just drunk a pint of water, so no doubt i'll be like an old person and need a visit to the facilities in the middle of the night now. Was a fun night though, a very nice welcome back to uni evening I should probably hit the sack now, got a report to continue writing tomorrow and don't want to waste half the day with sleep. If they're still asleep when i go down in the morning i think i'll be taking my sharpie with me and creating a face or two!

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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 09:20:54 AM
I'd go with def's plan too >:D

It is a right royal pain in the ass, when people get in that state, and you left to deal with it ::)
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 12:39:14 PM
Been there my friend :).  My first home away from home was me and 2 other guys that were my age and who I had known for years.  We lived above an off licence and opposite a pub so there were a few nights like that ::)
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 04:45:10 PM
You have my sympathy mate I would rather deal with 12 drunk guys than one drunk woman never mind a house full of the scary beggars  ;)


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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008, 04:49:45 PM
You have my sympathy mate I would rather deal with 12 drunk guys than one drunk woman never mind a house full of the scary beggars  ;)

What am I missing here?  When did being in a house full of "drunk girls" become a bad thing?!?!?!
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #7 on: January 10, 2008, 10:34:44 PM
665 you really put that one in ahead of me. I am very proud to be a couple of drunk womans mistake!!!!!!
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 03:35:11 PM
Always remember that if nobody remembers it did not happen. >:D


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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 05:33:48 PM
I would love to comment,but for once something tells me my "OutSpokeness" and "Otisms" will go horribly wrong. :D

Roadie, I will say that you are apparently a "Scholar" and a "Gentleman". :angel:

Hope you don't need this attachment on your SAK over this :sak:


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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 06:08:37 PM
I would love to comment,but for once something tells me my "OutSpokeness" and "Otisms" will go horribly wrong. :D
Roadie, I will say that you are apparently a "Scholar" and a "Gentleman". :angel:

Why thank you good sir!

Hope you don't need this attachment on your SAK over this :sak:
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #11 on: January 11, 2008, 07:06:52 PM
You have my sympathy mate I would rather deal with 12 drunk guys than one drunk woman never mind a house full of the scary beggars  ;)

What am I missing here?  When did being in a house full of "drunk girls" become a bad thing?!?!?!
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 11:24:47 PM
You have my sympathy mate I would rather deal with 12 drunk guys than one drunk woman never mind a house full of the scary beggars  ;)

What am I missing here?  When did being in a house full of "drunk girls" become a bad thing?!?!?!
I tend to regard drunk and female like dynamite and matches .Possibly a professional phobia
Is it just me or are drunk girls (not women) very bloody aggresive these day's ???, I think your more likely to be smacked in the face by them than any bloke :o
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #13 on: January 12, 2008, 01:27:02 AM
No problem Roadie.I would like to comment more on some of the other replies,but I can feel that it will go horrribly wrong.

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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #14 on: January 12, 2008, 04:31:45 PM
Just people having fun, I really dont believe anyone is being other than facicious.
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #15 on: January 12, 2008, 06:15:35 PM
665 you really put that one in ahead of me. I am very proud to be a couple of drunk womans mistake!!!!!!
LOL 99% of my love life in my 20's was with drunk girls. Waking up and seeing what I was laying next was, at times, a little traumatic. Several times I was tempted to chew off my arm like a coyote to avoid waking "her" up.  :o
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #16 on: January 14, 2008, 03:37:30 PM
Are you saying that you too,have fallen victime to the "No Pride No Shame" night :drool:,usually preceded by "Beer Goggle Oggle" ? :cheers:


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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #17 on: January 14, 2008, 03:42:19 PM
I think we've all been there once or twice :-[ :D
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #18 on: January 14, 2008, 03:46:10 PM
Yep........... :oops: :drink: :cheers:
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #19 on: January 14, 2008, 03:47:09 PM
Here's hopping it NEVER happens again :D
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #20 on: January 14, 2008, 07:21:09 PM
Talking about girls drinking, most of the girls here in our place prefer to drink the low calorie beer. Alcohol content is 5%






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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #21 on: January 14, 2008, 10:10:52 PM
I'm buying some airline tickets now :drool: :drool:
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #22 on: January 14, 2008, 11:38:52 PM
You and me both...

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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #23 on: January 15, 2008, 12:02:50 AM
My wife won't let me.  :cry:
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #24 on: January 15, 2008, 12:13:58 AM
Yep,there are a couple of my "No Pride" nights right now.........


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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #25 on: January 23, 2008, 11:30:38 AM
It is a right royal pain in the ass, when people get in that state, and you left to deal with it ::)

I find that's easily avoided by getting equally drunk :)

You have my sympathy mate I would rather deal with 12 drunk guys than one drunk woman never mind a house full of the scary beggars  ;)

Oh god; the crying, the arguments, the vomit...
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Reply #26 on: January 23, 2008, 05:46:27 PM
Whenever I have had to deal with a Drunken Female,which has been a loooong time I keep hearing a famous movie quote in my head which provides good advice in these "delicate" matters with a female.............


"Run Forest,Run!!!!!!"

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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #27 on: January 23, 2008, 09:01:15 PM
I haven't encountered drunken women yet, but tipsy girls yes especially during Friday nights at the park here in our place. Teenage girls with meager allowance prefer to drink the strong beer.







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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #28 on: January 23, 2008, 09:50:15 PM
Its a good thing they drink strong beer, otherwise guys like me wod have no chance :D
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Re: Ahh drunken housemates
Reply #29 on: January 23, 2008, 10:45:45 PM
Does anyone else think he's trying to make us jealous?
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