Where do you live in Rhode Island Corrugated?
Two words: the moon. No property taxes.
You need to contact your State Rep
We don't care if y'all come to the Ozarks but y'all need to adjust to our culture, not the other way around.
The problem with cheap land at least here in the Ozarks is that Yankees from California or elsewhere come here but expect us to change to their ways. There was a big deal here lately about how someone moved here, to a street called RIFLE RANGE ROAD(which of course also had a rifle range) then tried to get the range shut down because she thought it was "unsafe".
If I move to the Ozarks... do I get assigned a Mountain wife? Or do I have to kindnap my own?
I just canceled my wedding and honeymoon... I'm moving to the Ozarks!Who do I call to reserve a 300+ pounder with no teeth?