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Save a Life, Surrender your Knife

00 Offline kirk13

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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #30 on: June 23, 2015, 12:22:41 PM
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GENTLEMEN!

I'M NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN!

Keep it civil,avoid inflamitory statements and personal comments or this thread will be locked!

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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #31 on: June 23, 2015, 12:24:47 PM
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Alright guys. I know I have no real authority around here and get into my fair share of debates, but I will reiterate it once again. This will just keep going back and forth forever with no good to come of it. Cant we all just get along.

Stay classy fellas.  :salute:
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #32 on: June 23, 2015, 12:25:25 PM
Sometime I carry a weaponize folder just to exercise my legal rights, I don't see nothing wrong with that.

A couple years back, George Voulgarakis, Greece's Minister of Maritime Affairs and Islands at the time, made quite the erudite statement that "what's legal is moral" in regard to tax dodging. http://www.athenswire.com/greece-getting-tough-on-corrupt-politicians-experts/

My reaction to that statement was, "Right. And if the law said I should lapidate Voulgarakis to death wherever I saw him, that would be OK with him, then".

For the sake of discussion, let's say there's a law allowing me to hurl stones at Kampfer at will. Is this a good law, should I obey such a law, I wonder.

I wouldn't mind if you Hurl something at me...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #33 on: June 23, 2015, 12:25:32 PM
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GENTLEMEN!

I'M NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN!

Keep it civil,avoid inflamitory statements and personal comments or this thread will be locked!

Last warning!

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Never mind.   :P

You were quick on the draw there buddy.  :rofl:
I'm the milk man!


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #34 on: June 23, 2015, 12:27:29 PM
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GENTLEMEN!

I'M NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN!

Keep it civil,avoid inflamitory statements and personal comments or this thread will be locked!

Last warning!

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Never mind.   :P

You were quick on the draw there buddy.  :rofl:

That's 'cause he's from the future...

... like me.

No, seriously.

Like me.

There's a button for it.

 :D :D
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #35 on: June 23, 2015, 12:30:00 PM
 :hatsoff:
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00 Offline kirk13

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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #36 on: June 23, 2015, 12:30:52 PM
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GENTLEMEN!

I'M NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN!

Keep it civil,avoid inflamitory statements and personal comments or this thread will be locked!

Last warning!

 :police:

Never mind.   :P

You were quick on the draw there buddy.  :rofl:

That's 'cause he's from the future...

... like me.

No, seriously.

Like me.

There's a button for it.

 :D :D

Yeah,yeah,only cos it's you :rofl:
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #37 on: June 23, 2015, 12:32:07 PM
I blame kirky
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #38 on: June 23, 2015, 12:32:39 PM
:hatsoff:

Now that's what I call a classy smiley.  :D
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #39 on: June 23, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
I'm the milk man!


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #40 on: June 23, 2015, 12:37:18 PM
If we're not careful, this is how the world will end up.





Cats already have sharp claws, DO WE REALLY WANT THEM HAVING KNIVES TOO!?!?!?   :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #41 on: June 23, 2015, 12:40:52 PM

I recently heard about a violent assault, resulting in death.

Someone was attacked with a large wooden stick.

I think this has to end.

I'm starting a new campaign:

"Just be good, surrender your wood."

I'm trying to get people to hand over to authorities every stick, branch, twig, tree they find so we can end this senseless violence.

Please, spread the word!

Toghether, we can stop the madness!

 :salute:
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #42 on: June 23, 2015, 12:43:37 PM
 :ahhh
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #43 on: June 23, 2015, 12:45:09 PM

I recently heard about a violent assault, resulting in death.

Someone was attacked with a large wooden stick.

I think this has to end.

I'm starting a new campaign:

"Just be good, surrender your wood."

I'm trying to get people to hand over to authorities every stick, branch, twig, tree they find so we can end this senseless violence.

Please, spread the word!

Toghether, we can stop the madness!

 :salute:
pfrsantos, I've got a box of stones (from my, as it turns out, arsenal of a garden) and a wheelbarrow load of sticks, twigs and branches. My local cop shop won't understand the rock and wood amnesty I put to them, so what now? Can I send them to you for safe disposal?

Before I send them I need a guarantee you won't be selling them on to any (mon) rogue states.
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #44 on: June 23, 2015, 12:48:22 PM

I recently heard about a violent assault, resulting in death.

Someone was attacked with a large wooden stick.

I think this has to end.

I'm starting a new campaign:

"Just be good, surrender your wood."

I'm trying to get people to hand over to authorities every stick, branch, twig, tree they find so we can end this senseless violence.

Please, spread the word!

Toghether, we can stop the madness!

 :salute:
pfrsantos, I've got a box of stones (from my, as it turns out, arsenal of a garden) and a wheelbarrow load of sticks, twigs and branches. My local cop shop won't understand the rock and wood amnesty I put to them, so what now? Can I send them to you for safe disposal?

Before I send them I need a guarantee you won't be selling them on to any (mon) rogue states.
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #45 on: June 23, 2015, 12:49:46 PM
I wonder what kind of look you'll get when you say to them "I'm here to give you my wood." :think:


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #46 on: June 23, 2015, 12:50:00 PM
Who pays shipping?
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #47 on: June 23, 2015, 12:51:45 PM
I wonder what kind of look you'll get when you say to them "I'm here to give you my wood." :think:

No need to wonder because there is no chance I will be saying that to a copper. You're a sexual adventurer Dmac - wanna try? Who knows where it will lead. Probably a cell........................
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #48 on: June 23, 2015, 12:56:27 PM
I wonder what kind of look you'll get when you say to them "I'm here to give you my wood." :think:

No need to wonder because there is no chance I will be saying that to a copper. You're a sexual adventurer Dmac - wanna try? Who knows where it will lead. Probably a cell........................
Would it be a padded cell? :dd:


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #49 on: June 23, 2015, 12:57:44 PM
I wonder what kind of look you'll get when you say to them "I'm here to give you my wood." :think:

No need to wonder because there is no chance I will be saying that to a copper. You're a sexual adventurer Dmac - wanna try? Who knows where it will lead. Probably a cell........................
Would it be a padded cell? :dd:
It all depends on your enthusiasm and the amount of wood you offer them I guess.
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #50 on: June 23, 2015, 12:58:14 PM
I wonder what kind of look you'll get when you say to them "I'm here to give you my wood." :think:

No need to wonder because there is no chance I will be saying that to a copper. You're a sexual adventurer Dmac - wanna try? Who knows where it will lead. Probably a cell........................
Would it be a padded cell? :dd:
Sounds comfy :D
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #51 on: June 23, 2015, 01:01:49 PM
I wonder what kind of look you'll get when you say to them "I'm here to give you my wood." :think:

No need to wonder because there is no chance I will be saying that to a copper. You're a sexual adventurer Dmac - wanna try? Who knows where it will lead. Probably a cell........................
Would it be a padded cell? :dd:
Sounds comfy :D

It does doesn't it? The tricky part is convincing them to let you out though. It's much more difficult to get out than in.
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #52 on: June 23, 2015, 01:06:18 PM
How any of this belongs in the SAK forum is absurd. Can the moderators move this to general discussion or something?  :facepalm:


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #53 on: June 23, 2015, 01:06:56 PM
Please?


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #54 on: June 23, 2015, 01:10:32 PM
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #55 on: June 23, 2015, 01:14:38 PM
Like magic, it has been moved.  :ahhh


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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #56 on: June 23, 2015, 01:24:46 PM
How any of this belongs in the SAK forum is absurd. Can the moderators move this to general discussion or something?  :facepalm:
Why, if the Brits ban pointy blades, maybe we finally get sheepfoot-blades for our beloved SAKs... Go Brits, take one for the team...
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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #57 on: June 23, 2015, 02:17:00 PM
I wonder what kind of look you'll get when you say to them "I'm here to give you my wood." :think:

No need to wonder because there is no chance I will be saying that to a copper. You're a sexual adventurer Dmac - wanna try? Who knows where it will lead. Probably a cell........................
Would it be a padded cell? :dd:
Sounds comfy :D

It does doesn't it? The tricky part is convincing them to let you out though. It's much more difficult to get out than in.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #58 on: June 23, 2015, 02:19:26 PM
I wonder what kind of look you'll get when you say to them "I'm here to give you my wood." :think:

No need to wonder because there is no chance I will be saying that to a copper. You're a sexual adventurer Dmac - wanna try? Who knows where it will lead. Probably a cell........................
Would it be a padded cell? :dd:
It all depends on your enthusiasm and the amount of wood you offer them I guess.

If they start beating you up, it'll be a battery cell... Depending on how hard youscream, it can be a AA or AAA cell...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Save a Life, Surrender your Knife
Reply #59 on: June 23, 2015, 02:22:29 PM

I recently heard about a violent assault, resulting in death.

Someone was attacked and drawned in a large pond.

I think this has to end.

I'm starting a new campaign:

"Violence? No, surrender your H2O."

I'm trying to get people to hand over to authorities every bottle, tank, pool, puddle they find so we can end this senseless violence.

Please, spread the word!

Toghether, we can stop the madness!

 :salute:
________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



 

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