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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #30 on: August 08, 2008, 03:45:20 AM
I dunno- we'll have to wait for the next issue I guess!  :D

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #31 on: August 08, 2008, 10:44:02 AM
Quote from: NeitherExtreme on August 08, 2008, 03:32:46 AM
I had some trouble downloading the comic too. After a few tries it worked. Not sure why. :P

So on to the real question... are the Swiss Crab and the Bionic Lobster comrads in arms or mortal enemies?

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #32 on: August 08, 2008, 04:29:28 PM
The only thing that leatherman missed was the PSA from the Human Society......

"No Lobsters were Harmed or consumed during the making of this Commercial"

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #33 on: August 08, 2008, 05:46:29 PM
I dunno, isn't having his claw pulled off considered hurting?    :think:

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #34 on: August 08, 2008, 10:36:24 PM
I want a Wave now for some strange reason... Also they should make one w/red aluminum scales like the squirt now.
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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #35 on: August 11, 2008, 08:24:56 AM
Think PETA is boycotting leatherman because Bionic Lobster depicts animal cruelty  :D :ahhh :D But the ad works I what to buy a wave after watching it  :D
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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #36 on: August 11, 2008, 11:47:04 AM
Quote from: american lockpicker on August 08, 2008, 10:36:24 PM
I want a Wave now for some strange reason... Also they should make one w/red aluminum scales like the squirt now.

u mean that bright ,bit pinkish Lobster Red ??? :D

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #37 on: August 11, 2008, 03:28:40 PM
Quote from: duckman1975 on August 11, 2008, 08:24:56 AM
Think PETA is boycotting leatherman because Bionic Lobster depicts animal cruelty  :D :ahhh :D But the ad works I what to buy a wave after watching it  :D


I hate to say this, especially since I am a Uber Fan of the SwissTool X, but I have told my wife I want a new Wave for birthday or Christmas. It's the Power of The Lobster!

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #38 on: August 11, 2008, 06:18:29 PM
This thread depresses me. C'mon guys, fight the power!

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #39 on: August 11, 2008, 06:22:23 PM


dont fight it Rodion,youll loose in front of the POWER :D

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #40 on: August 11, 2008, 06:41:40 PM
I'm with Rodian, every self respecting salt water lobster knows you need a stainless MT :D
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Reply #41 on: August 11, 2008, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: micky d on August 11, 2008, 06:41:40 PM
I'm with Rodian, every self respecting salt water lobster knows you need a stainless MT :D
I dunno... I think that if the tools arlready wet, he'd need tools that aren't gonna be slippy. :pok:
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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #42 on: August 11, 2008, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: NeitherExtreme on August 11, 2008, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: micky d on August 11, 2008, 06:41:40 PM
I'm with Rodian, every self respecting salt water lobster knows you need a stainless MT :D
I dunno... I think that if the tools arlready wet, he'd need tools that aren't gonna be slippy. :pok:
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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #43 on: August 13, 2008, 01:16:28 AM
One man's hero is another man's bbq.. :D

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #44 on: August 18, 2008, 12:41:52 AM
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One man's hero is another man's bbq.. :D

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #45 on: August 19, 2008, 10:40:22 AM
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One man's hero is another man's bbq.. :D

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Agreed!  In asia, Lassie is not a hero, she's considered a delicasy

Just curious, are rabbits pets or meat animal in your country?
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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #46 on: August 20, 2008, 01:06:56 AM
Both.  Domesticated rabbits are pets, wild rabbits are food, although there really isn`t much difference between the two.

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #47 on: August 20, 2008, 01:27:59 AM
Thats what the ethnic people in the mountain province are confused about, they have been considering dogs as both pet and meat source also like rabbits. Well I guess thats global democracy, global majority dictates what is good and what is bad.  :D
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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #48 on: August 20, 2008, 01:39:21 AM
I refer you to my earlier post about heros and bbq`s!  :D

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Reply #49 on: August 20, 2008, 01:45:07 AM
yup thats it  :D
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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #50 on: August 20, 2008, 02:25:52 AM
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One man's hero is another man's bbq.. :D

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Agreed!  In asia, Lassie is not a hero, she's considered a delicasy

Just curious, are rabbits pets or meat animal in your country?

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #51 on: August 20, 2008, 03:17:38 PM
I know that in the book that I am working on three of the suporting characters will eat a horse.

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #52 on: September 05, 2008, 11:56:03 PM
Part 2 of the comic is now OUT!! :multi:
http://www.bioniclobster.com/comic/

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #53 on: September 06, 2008, 01:39:36 AM
Sweeeet!

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Reply #54 on: September 08, 2008, 01:53:07 AM
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I know that in the book that I am working on three of the suporting characters will eat a horse.

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #55 on: September 08, 2008, 02:14:40 AM
"That lobstah has a Leathahman for a claw! And he's fixin' the mowtah!" :)
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Reply #56 on: September 24, 2008, 02:45:29 PM
I prefer Rock Tapewright

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #57 on: January 07, 2009, 05:55:42 PM
Is anyone still reading these?  The whole series (three comics) is out now.

Who would have thought that melted butter and lemon juice would be his Kryptonite?

And, since he lost his right claw, wouldn't that make him left handed... er clawed?  Wouldn't that make it awkward to use the OH feature? :D

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Re: Bionic Lobster
Reply #58 on: January 07, 2009, 07:43:12 PM
Hehe, the cartoon is pretty corny.

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Reply #59 on: January 07, 2009, 11:36:50 PM
Corny comics are the best kind ::)
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