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Def's 50,000th Post!

ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Def's 50,000th Post!
on: June 20, 2016, 07:49:42 PM
This is it- my 50,000th post on Multitool.org!  I want to think this is a major accomplishment, but it just means that I spew more crap than everyone else.

But, to make it meaningful I have consulted with the Admin and Moderator staff here and determined that I should say something profound and memorable to comemmorate the occasion properly.  After extensive discussion, this is what the greatest minds at Multitool.org came up with.



Mint Chocolate Chip



Oh yeah, and then there was this:



Here's to the next 50,000 posts, and I'm looking forward to spending them all with you guys, and the next few thousand friends that join in!   :cheers:

Def
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #1 on: June 20, 2016, 07:52:15 PM
This is it- my 50,000th post on Multitool.org!  I want to think this is a major accomplishment, but it just means that I spew more crap than everyone else.

But, to make it meaningful I have consulted with the Admin and Moderator staff here and determined that I should say something profound and memorable to comemmorate the occasion properly.  After extensive discussion, this is what the greatest minds at Multitool.org came up with.



Mint Chocolate Chip



Oh yeah, and then there was this:



Here's to the next 50,000 posts, and I'm looking forward to spending them all with you guys, and the next few thousand friends that join in!   :cheers:

Def

 :gimme: :gimme: :gimme: :gimme: :gimme: :gimme: :gimme: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #2 on: June 20, 2016, 07:53:15 PM
This is it- my 50,000th post on Multitool.org!  I want to think this is a major accomplishment, but it just means that I spew more crap than everyone else.

But, to make it meaningful I have consulted with the Admin and Moderator staff here and determined that I should say something profound and memorable to comemmorate the occasion properly.  After extensive discussion, this is what the greatest minds at Multitool.org came up with.



Mint Chocolate Chip






Oh yeah, and then there was this:



Here's to the next 50,000 posts, and I'm looking forward to spending them all with you guys, and the next few thousand friends that join in!   :cheers:

Def

Since I have a few of those, I will sit this out,  but congrats on that massive number of posts
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #3 on: June 20, 2016, 07:57:53 PM
Congrats on hitting 50k boss!!   :cheers:   I think the Jeep could use a good new decal! ;)


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #4 on: June 20, 2016, 08:02:19 PM
Congrats on the 50K! To our fearless leader!    :drink:

No sticker necessary. Maybe if you have extras later. :salute:
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #5 on: June 20, 2016, 08:03:41 PM
I have one of those so I'll do with just one explanation... What the smurf does that Mint Chocolate Chip mean? :D

Oh and congrats on the 50k Boss Man!!!
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #6 on: June 20, 2016, 08:10:00 PM
Congrats on 50k  :cheers:


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #7 on: June 20, 2016, 08:13:47 PM
Congrats! :tu:
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #8 on: June 20, 2016, 08:32:51 PM
Congrats boss. You will have my adress soon, because i want one of these... :drool:


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #9 on: June 20, 2016, 08:34:05 PM
 :cheers:

Wait, no new level?!

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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #10 on: June 20, 2016, 08:37:20 PM
So now I too would like to say something warm and gracious...

Show content
Good gracious, it's warm in here!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #11 on: June 20, 2016, 08:38:07 PM
  Congrats :cheers:


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #12 on: June 20, 2016, 08:42:49 PM
Congrats on the 50K Boss :clap: :woohoo:

Here's to the next 50K :popcorn: :MTO:


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #13 on: June 20, 2016, 08:44:18 PM
Congrats boss! PM comming your way :tu:
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #14 on: June 20, 2016, 08:53:16 PM
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #15 on: June 20, 2016, 09:00:36 PM
Congrats. 
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #16 on: June 20, 2016, 09:05:46 PM
I have one of those so I'll do with just one explanation... What the smurf does that Mint Chocolate Chip mean? :D

Oh and congrats on the 50k Boss Man!!!

That's classified. ;)

Congrats on 50k boss! :cheers:
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #17 on: June 20, 2016, 09:05:47 PM
Congrats on 50k! :cheers:
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #18 on: June 20, 2016, 09:07:50 PM
I have one of those so I'll do with just one explanation... What the smurf does that Mint Chocolate Chip mean? :D

Oh and congrats on the 50k Boss Man!!!

That's classified. ;)

Congrats on 50k boss! :cheers:

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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #19 on: June 20, 2016, 09:18:54 PM
At 50k do you level up?

Is there new gear available to you? Perhaps you should upgrade the body armour...yours seems to get used often

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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #20 on: June 20, 2016, 09:24:48 PM
I have one of those so I'll do with just one explanation... What the smurf does that Mint Chocolate Chip mean? :D

Oh and congrats on the 50k Boss Man!!!

Mint Chocolate Chip is a long running MTO joke.

We used to have a member years ago who insisted he was a 28 year old cop, even though it was very obvious he was only a 13 year old boy.  He claimed to have all of these great and expensive knives, but whenever anyone would ask about them he would insist he'd left it at the cottage, or couldn't take pictures because he'd lost his camera off the side of the boat on a fishing trip.  He was also a big supporter of the SURGE!!!! and would always post it as the SURGE!!!!! so that everyone knew the SURGE!!!! was the bestest tool ever!

This member also used to post threads like "What is your favorite Leatherman?" and "What is your favorite Victorinox" over and over again.  At least twice he started threads entitled "What is your favorite ice cream?" to which he responded with mint chocolate chip each time.

Everyone started poking fun at him by answering "mint chocolate chip" to every question he asked, because no one could take him seriously.  Eventually he was "outed" and, after cheating a bunch of members on trades, he was banned.  People were not happy to find out they had sent sharp things to a minor, but even though he was gone, mint chocolate chip remained.  In fact, it was one of the favorite responses of another member who passed away a couple of years ago, Hawkchucker, and he would post "mint chocolate chip" for no reason in threads, just because he knew it would make people laugh!  Hawkchucker used to push that kid's buttons like there was no tomorrow, just to see what would happen, and honestly, to the kid's credit, he took it all in stride.

Since then it has taken on a life of it's own, and people who have never or will never experience that kid and his stories continue to use it.  In fact, Megan likes mint chocolate chip and I have to laugh every time she orders it because of all of this!

Def
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #21 on: June 20, 2016, 09:31:31 PM
He was excitable for sure :D and HC loved that fact as well as several other members :rofl:


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #22 on: June 20, 2016, 09:36:51 PM
Congrats on hitting 50k Def
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #23 on: June 20, 2016, 09:41:19 PM
I still occasionally get emails from him asking to be reinstated.....

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Hello Def, this is NAME REMOVED. I have something I'd like for you to consider if you don't mind.

I really wish I could be on MTO again with a different username, no trading of course. If you would do this for me, I would have a plethora of giveaways to show how grateful I really am of being on the forum for such a long time. I wouldn't trade or even post at the Trading Forums. I just really wish I was answering peoples questions and just being a part of the MTO community. Besides for the underage trading, I thought I was a big part of the forum. But I just wanted you to know that I have matured since then and I am a lot different now. Once a mistake, twice a fool. If you can give me one more chance, I promise I will be a great MTO member who posts pictures, acts like himself, and is extremely knowledgeable. I couldn't stop trading because of my obsessive compulsive disorder, that's why I have so many multitools in the first place! I have a lot of new tools and quite a few things I'd really like to show the members. Please, just give me one chance and I'll prove to you that I have changed. I am really begging you, I feel as if I am in a deep dark depression. I can assure you that I won't trade, I'd hate to get MTO in trouble. I was way too headstrong to take your advice I just wanted to keep trading and trading. But I know I can't now. Please, please consider this. Please have a heart and accept me back into the MTO forum. I really miss it and will without a doubt fulfill your expectations of a good forum member. 

PLEASE CONSIDER THIS, I NEED MTO!

Thank you

When he was "outed" I told him no trading since he had screwed up so many and, being a minor it was a bad thing.  So naturally he continued trading with impunity, but tried to be sneaky about it.  After he was banned I unbanned him for a short period, changed the password, logged in as him and read many of his PM's.... almost all of which started with "Don't tell Def...."

So, when these emails come in I completely ignore them, because he did such a great job  ::) of listening the first time I had no faith in anything he said from then on.  In other emails he tried to buy his way back into the forum by offering to do giveaways with limited edition multitools and such, but given the frequency with which his stuff fell off a boat while fishing I assumed the items would end up with Davy Jones between being announced and being awarded!

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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #24 on: June 20, 2016, 09:52:27 PM
 Congorats MTO boss guy!!

 
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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #25 on: June 20, 2016, 09:59:31 PM
Congrats on 50k!


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #26 on: June 20, 2016, 10:03:43 PM
Poor kid :facepalm: You are spot on though Grant, he wouldn't listen now either I am afraid :D

Though I would like to see the Bear Grylls knife he kept promising pics of :rofl:


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #27 on: June 20, 2016, 10:24:51 PM
Congrats on the big 50K!

Interesting story about the mint chocolate chip. Apparently before my time.

Now go and enjoy a bowl of peppermint candy cane (my favorite, but typically only available around Christmas.   :D  )


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Re: Def's 50,000th Post!
Reply #28 on: June 20, 2016, 10:29:00 PM
Congrats on 50000, Boss :salute:
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Reply #29 on: June 20, 2016, 10:45:26 PM

 :woohoo:  and :hatsoff:  and  :multi:

Congrats Boss!!! Cool to see you speak.


 

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