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Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered 970

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Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« on: September 18, 2016, 09:31:39 PM »
Just checked Kickstarter turn out the tools he promised still not delivered after all this time, just saying.  :whistle: mankind is doomed because the best MT ever still not available.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2016, 09:56:12 PM by Kampfer »



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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2016, 02:22:14 AM »
Oh noes, how will we ever survive?

 :facepalm:

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2016, 10:32:36 AM »
 :bud:
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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2016, 11:19:13 AM »

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2016, 11:26:45 AM »
I assume all the other, lesser, tool makers collaborated against it.... this should be in Grant's conspiracy threat !!

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2016, 01:24:50 PM »
I might get old, but I think I saw a copy of it somewhere on a Chinese site, dx maybe?

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2016, 01:48:08 PM »
I assume all the other, lesser, tool makers collaborated against it.... this should be in Grant's conspiracy threat !!

:rofl:

I had forgotten all about this tool. I forgot about his design as well.... ::)

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2016, 07:30:36 PM »
I might get old, but I think I saw a copy of it somewhere on a Chinese site, dx maybe?
Been waiting to get a copy of it.

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2016, 07:37:32 PM »
I assume all the other, lesser, tool makers collaborated against it.... this should be in Grant's conspiracy threat !!

:rofl:

I had forgotten all about this tool. I forgot about his design as well.... ::)
How could you forget? It is THE best MT ever made and remain that way forever.

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2016, 07:48:20 PM »
to quote a great man
"We all know that the Metperial tool is the toughest, meanest, best multi tool ever made or will ever be made.
Whether you are crossing the desert, living in the jungle, repairing ocean liners, fighting a war, building g houses it is the only tool you need and the only tool you should even dare to consider. Dennis Stewart said  so and he is never wrong.
If you do not believe me search the forum for the glowing reviews of this perfect product."   :salute:

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2016, 08:22:42 PM »
to quote a great man
"We all know that the Metperial tool is the toughest, meanest, best multi tool ever made or will ever be made.
Whether you are crossing the desert, living in the jungle, repairing ocean liners, fighting a war, building g houses it is the only tool you need and the only tool you should even dare to consider. Dennis Stewart said  so and he is never wrong.
If you do not believe me search the forum for the glowing reviews of this perfect product."   :salute:
:rofl:

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2016, 10:45:23 PM »

 :think:  Whatever happened to that nice man?
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 10:46:30 PM by Sparky415 »

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2016, 11:36:39 PM »
He claimed you guys know nothing about tools, then started harassing Corwyn's employer, insisting they fire him because he didn't worship the Metperial hard enough.

Oh, and I think he threatened legal action against me for pretty much the same thing.

I'm still waiting for the summons to appear in court in Australia for illegally hurting his feelings.   ::)

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2016, 07:01:16 AM »
Bad Grant !!

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2016, 07:18:01 AM »
I wish you guys didn't delete the thread, I could use a good laugh every now and then.

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2016, 11:33:04 AM »
I wish you guys didn't delete the thread, I could use a good laugh every now and then.
Here is a memorable quote on what MTs are not about:

Quote from: Denis Stewart
It’s not about what you want or what your needs are[...]

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Re: Metperial, Little bit more, still not delivered
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2016, 05:39:22 PM »
Lol, the Metperial  :facepalm:

What a fiasco those couple of threads turned into. Good times

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