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The "Never used an awl" club

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #540 on: October 24, 2016, 02:56:05 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #541 on: October 24, 2016, 03:01:32 PM
New dance banana page man :think:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #542 on: October 24, 2016, 03:05:05 PM
It's about time we had a revawlution firiki! You of all people should know that!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #543 on: October 24, 2016, 03:17:44 PM
Because of my empty wawllet? :think: I don't believe in viawlent status quo changes but in people changing their mentawlity :)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #544 on: October 24, 2016, 03:21:01 PM
Because of my empty wawllet? :think: I don't believe in viawlent status quo changes but in people changing their mentawlity :)
No, nothing to do with wawllets, it's about time we progressed to the next stage of evawlution - money won't even factor in that. It would be good if we could acheive as a race but maybe some aren't ready for it yet.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #545 on: October 24, 2016, 03:39:51 PM


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Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #546 on: October 24, 2016, 03:59:45 PM


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Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
Very enjoyable firiki  :salute: I saw you posted that somewhere else too recently. Is it a favourite of yours. I shall have to investigate his music further.

In return for those excellent lyrics I offer you: 'They offered you a choice between the death of your principles and the death of your body. You said you'd rather die. You faced the fear of your own death, and you were calm and still.'
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #547 on: October 24, 2016, 07:21:48 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2016, 07:32:40 PM by jalind »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #548 on: October 24, 2016, 07:53:19 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.



::)
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #549 on: October 24, 2016, 07:57:41 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.



::)

I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #550 on: October 24, 2016, 07:59:15 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.



::)

I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).

 :rofl:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #551 on: October 24, 2016, 08:31:52 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.



::)

I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).

 :rofl:

 :rofl:  :rofl:

I didn't even notice that......

Do we have an "I blame Graham Chapman" smiley? :think:
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #552 on: October 24, 2016, 09:18:08 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.



 ::)

I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).

 :rofl:

 :rofl: :rofl:

I didn't even notice that......

Do we have an "I blame Graham Chapman" smiley? :think:

I fixed it!


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #553 on: October 24, 2016, 09:28:51 PM
:D
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #554 on: October 24, 2016, 10:39:30 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #555 on: October 25, 2016, 09:46:45 AM
 :rofl:



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #556 on: October 25, 2016, 10:12:28 AM


H.F. Thiefaine - Awlligators 427

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Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
Very enjoyable firiki  :salute: I saw you posted that somewhere else too recently. Is it a favourite of yours. I shall have to investigate his music further.

In return for those excellent lyrics I offer you: 'They offered you a choice between the death of your principles and the death of your body. You said you'd rather die. You faced the fear of your own death, and you were calm and still.'

I believe that was 'Maison Borniawl', another favourite of mine  :tu:

HFT is sublime; he makes good music that has evolved through the years but his strong point has always been his astounding lyrics: unexpected, dark, humorous, oftentimes seemingly nonsensical, tender, dark. Truly a great songwriter and, I dare say, a poet. The trouble is you have to be able to catch his drift, which isn't always easy even for native French speakers.

My wife and friends call him 'the crazy French guy' :rofl:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #557 on: October 25, 2016, 10:17:34 AM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create...  :-\
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #558 on: October 26, 2016, 10:00:58 AM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create...  :-\

The tidawl wave would be cawlossal! *shudders*
Omnia vincit amor. Vae victis.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #559 on: October 26, 2016, 08:57:47 PM
Best Victorinox ever.
You know what's so good about it?
No awl.


It's so good, children sing about it at Christmas.




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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #560 on: October 26, 2016, 08:59:49 PM
Aw, Christmas Carawls :dd:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #561 on: October 26, 2016, 09:02:04 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create...  :-\

The tidawl wave would be cawlossal! *shudders*



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #562 on: October 26, 2016, 09:06:23 PM
The Swiss Awlmy Knights.Banner

Repeat after me: I, <fill in your name here>, being of <fill in> body and <fill in> mind, beseech the powers that be to promote me into the ranks of The Swiss Awlmy Knights, because I swear I've never used an awl in my life, and never will and let them rust in peace.
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Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Reply #563 on: October 26, 2016, 09:50:27 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??


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Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Reply #564 on: October 26, 2016, 10:00:17 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??
Bannered Mechanikawl the Awlmighty.


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Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Reply #565 on: October 26, 2016, 10:13:35 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??

 :kirky:


As awlways, he's the source of it awl!


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Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Reply #566 on: October 26, 2016, 10:25:00 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??

 :kirky:


As awlways, he's the source of it awl!
Bannered Awlsome John.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #567 on: October 27, 2016, 01:52:30 AM
The Travawling Wawlburys were awlhead of their time . . .



It's awl right, doesn't matter what it is!!

John
« Last Edit: October 27, 2016, 01:58:05 AM by jalind »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #568 on: October 27, 2016, 02:05:56 AM
Hey I bought the Travelling Wilbury's album when it came out!
Sad when Roy Awlbison died.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #569 on: October 27, 2016, 02:11:34 AM
Hey I bought the Travelling Wilbury's album when it came out!
Sad when Roy Awlbison died.
Very sad . . . he had an unparalleled vocal range. If you watch the video you'll see their homage and tribute to him.


 

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