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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #480 on: September 16, 2025, 06:39:15 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on September 16, 2025, 12:21:28 PM
Good morning everybody!

Over the weekend I bought a chicken to make some sandwiches, but so far all it's done is cluck and crap on the floor.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #481 on: September 16, 2025, 08:24:06 PM
Are you suggesting that I clucked up?  :punishmentchicken:

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #482 on: September 16, 2025, 09:24:38 PM
Just saying,  you could have DUCKed up and got desirable results.
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #483 on: September 17, 2025, 12:26:37 PM
Good morning everyone!

Be careful on the highways today- a cement truck has collided with a prison transport and police are combing the area for hardened criminals.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #484 on: September 17, 2025, 02:45:31 PM
The same happened, a few years ago, when a prison bus collided with a truck carrying some blue pills... .
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #485 on: September 18, 2025, 12:30:47 PM
Good morning everyone!

I made a discovery yesterday- apparently when you rearrange the letters of "mail man" he gets really upset.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #486 on: September 18, 2025, 01:52:30 PM
'morning, y'all!

Recently I tried my hand at raising chickens. It's not going well. I think I might be planting them too close together.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #487 on: September 18, 2025, 01:56:14 PM
Planting CHICKENS?!?!

Here I thought I might be planting the EGGS to deep!

I’m gonna need a bigger spade.
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #488 on: September 18, 2025, 03:12:55 PM
They just take a while- be patient!   :D

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #489 on: September 19, 2025, 12:27:45 PM
Good morning everyone- it's Friday!  We made it through another one!

Remember, whatever your weekend plans are, running into immobile, solid objects can be very painful, at least according to a recent pole!

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #490 on: September 19, 2025, 01:18:49 PM
 :oops:  I thought he was Russian!!!
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #491 on: September 19, 2025, 03:27:55 PM
You shouldn't be Russian in the bathroom.

European.

Take a moment and enjoy!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #492 on: September 19, 2025, 10:58:20 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #493 on: September 22, 2025, 12:35:30 PM
Good morning everyone and happy Monday!  I hope you all had a good weekend!

You've probably noticed that it's starting to get cold at night again.  Over the weekend it was so cold that my computer froze, but it's my fault for leaving Windows open.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #494 on: September 23, 2025, 12:21:59 PM
Good morning everyone!

You know I act all funny and stuff, but I have some very serious enemies, and yesterday I caught one of them trying to blow up my car.

Lucky for me he burned his lips on the exhaust and gave up.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #495 on: September 24, 2025, 12:47:01 PM
Good morning everyone!

I'm a bit late this morning but that's because I've been thinking about all of the people I have lost over the years.

That's probably why I was fired from being a tour guide.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #496 on: September 25, 2025, 12:43:01 AM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #497 on: September 25, 2025, 12:40:47 PM
Good morning everyone!

I went out with my friend David last night and somewhere along the way he lost his ID.

Now he's just Dav.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #498 on: September 26, 2025, 12:27:41 PM
Good morning everyone!

Since it's raining today I thought I would share a classic boating tip with you in hopes it will help keep you dry out there!

If you are started to get wet, flip a boat over and put it on your head.  It was always fit perfectly because it's cap sized!

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #499 on: September 26, 2025, 04:23:46 PM
 :facepalm:

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #500 on: September 29, 2025, 12:37:54 PM
Good morning everyone!

I hope you all had a fantastic weekend!

For me, I spent the whole weekend trying to spell the word "inconsequential" until I realized it's not that important.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #501 on: September 30, 2025, 12:38:06 PM
Good morning everyone!

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"

Have a great day today!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #502 on: September 30, 2025, 06:02:18 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #503 on: October 01, 2025, 01:12:32 PM
This is one of my favorites.   :D

Good morning everyone!

Not much gets to me, but the fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

Have a great day out there!

Def
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #504 on: October 01, 2025, 01:33:00 PM
It does!  Like a SPELLING BEE…
If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #505 on: October 02, 2025, 01:03:09 PM
Good morning everyone!

I got distracted this morning and forgot to send a joke, so you all can blame Hugh for reminding me!

Have you ever wondered why the corners in a hockey rink are rounded?

It's because if they were 90 degrees the ice would melt.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #506 on: October 03, 2025, 02:36:53 AM
True regardless of what temperature scale you prefer!
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #507 on: October 03, 2025, 12:30:50 PM
Good morning everyone!

We made it to another Friday!

As most of you know, I got glasses for the first time last year and I realized something.  I always thought that wearing glasses made one look smart- then I remembered that I had to fail a test in order to get them!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Def
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #508 on: October 03, 2025, 12:37:56 PM
Im on a same boat  :rofl:  :rofl:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #509 on: October 06, 2025, 12:36:40 PM
Good morning everyone!

Every morning I tell Megan that I'm going to go jogging and then I don't.

It's become a running joke.

I hope you all had a great weekend because it's time to put on the game faces and get serious!

Have a great day out there- you got this!

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