I always thought the worst part of having my car broken into was the feeling of violation. If I were you I'd want to hunt them down, disconnect one end of their intestine, tie it to my bumper and see if it really is 22 miles long. But that's just me. I also feel the same way about door dings....DefSent from a digital multitool
I know its a longshot Dan but is there any chance you took the bag out and set it down in your garage somewhere?