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You may have a mutitool problem if...

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #90 on: January 07, 2014, 10:44:29 PM
You may have a multitool problem if your first thought to that SAK was ... "I wonder if the mag glass lens is plastic or the new glass one?"

:facepalm:

One might also have a multitool problem if one already checked that when he bought it ...
(bought two of them, actually :facepalm:).


(it's plastic ...  ::)).


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #91 on: January 07, 2014, 10:50:08 PM
You may have a multitool problem if your have more tools then you wife has shoes.  :whistle:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #92 on: January 07, 2014, 10:52:04 PM
You may have a multitool problem if your have more tools then you wife has shoes.  :whistle:

Er,what if your single? Or your a woman?
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #93 on: January 07, 2014, 10:56:44 PM
You may have a multitool problem if your first thought to that SAK was ... "I wonder if the mag glass lens is plastic or the new glass one?"

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...or you noticed that the opening tab on the glass is the wrong way around.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #94 on: January 07, 2014, 10:58:39 PM
You might have a multitool problem if you've pulled out nose hairs with a multitool.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #95 on: January 07, 2014, 11:08:43 PM
You may have a multitool problem if your first thought to that SAK was ... "I wonder if the mag glass lens is plastic or the new glass one?"

:facepalm:

...or you noticed that the opening tab on the glass is the wrong way around.

The mag glass is located on the other side than on a "regular" Sak  ;).



On topic: Posting another pic to show the closed mag glass might also be seen as "having a multitool problem"  ;).


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #96 on: January 07, 2014, 11:16:58 PM
You might have a multitool problem if you purposely use the Can Opener on your multitool, when there is an actual Can Opener just feet away from you in the kitchen.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #97 on: January 07, 2014, 11:20:24 PM
You might have a multitool problem if you've pulled out nose hairs with a multitool.

It's more a nose hair problem than a multitool problem...


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #98 on: January 07, 2014, 11:21:58 PM
You might have a multitool problem if you see a $50 restaurant bill and think of all of the multi-tools you could have bought with that money instead of a fancy dinner.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #99 on: January 07, 2014, 11:23:03 PM

You might have a multitool problem if you've pulled out nose hairs with a multitool.

It's more a nose hair problem than a multitool problem...
Agreed!!


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #100 on: January 07, 2014, 11:27:57 PM
You may have a multitool problem if ...

you'll buy anything as long as it has the right logo on it ...  ::)




That spoon looks handy... only six quid...  :whistle:

Has anybody got the version with the bit driver?  I'm wondering if it's worth the extra £2.30   :think:



Oh, and I see there is a variation with a flat red whistle instead of the "knife blade."  http://forum.multitool.org/swiss-forum/victorinox-multitool-by-theo-klein-toys/

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #101 on: January 07, 2014, 11:31:13 PM
You may have a multitool problem if ...

you'll buy anything as long as it has the right logo on it ...  ::)




Does it have the plastic magnifier, or is it the glass version?
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #102 on: January 08, 2014, 03:36:17 AM
You may have a multitool problem if your first thought to that SAK was ... "I wonder if the mag glass lens is plastic or the new glass one?"

:facepalm:

...or you noticed that the opening tab on the glass is the wrong way around.

That was my first thought when I saw it :whistle:  I actually already bought that for my baby girl for when she's old enough to play with it :D  Would that be a sign of a multitool problem?
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #103 on: January 08, 2014, 03:53:35 AM
You may have a multitool problem if your first thought to that SAK was ... "I wonder if the mag glass lens is plastic or the new glass one?"

:facepalm:

...or you noticed that the opening tab on the glass is the wrong way around.

That was my first thought when I saw it :whistle:  I actually already bought that for my baby girl for when she's old enough to play with it :D  Would that be a sign of a multitool problem?

 :D  I've done the same thing for my nephew......
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #104 on: January 08, 2014, 04:11:39 AM
You may have a multitool problem if your first thought to that SAK was ... "I wonder if the mag glass lens is plastic or the new glass one?"

:facepalm:

...or you noticed that the opening tab on the glass is the wrong way around.

That was my first thought when I saw it :whistle:  I actually already bought that for my baby girl for when she's old enough to play with it :D  Would that be a sign of a multitool problem?

 :D  I've done the same thing for my nephew......

Then perhaps we have a problem.... ;)
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #105 on: January 08, 2014, 05:55:25 AM
... if you see an excuse someone else has made for their newest MT purchase, and think 'Ooo, that's a good one'.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #106 on: January 08, 2014, 06:51:03 PM
You may have a multitool problem if your first thought to that SAK was ... "I wonder if the mag glass lens is plastic or the new glass one?"

:facepalm:

...or you noticed that the opening tab on the glass is the wrong way around.

That was my first thought when I saw it :whistle:  I actually already bought that for my baby girl for when she's old enough to play with it :D  Would that be a sign of a multitool problem?

 :D  I've done the same thing for my nephew......

Then perhaps we have a problem.... ;)

I think I prefer the denial stage for now.  :cheers:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #107 on: January 08, 2014, 07:06:44 PM
You may have a multitool problem if your first thought to that SAK was ... "I wonder if the mag glass lens is plastic or the new glass one?"

:facepalm:

...or you noticed that the opening tab on the glass is the wrong way around.

That was my first thought when I saw it :whistle:  I actually already bought that for my baby girl for when she's old enough to play with it :D  Would that be a sign of a multitool problem?

 :D  I've done the same thing for my nephew......

Then perhaps we have a problem.... ;)

I think I prefer the denial stage for now.  :cheers:

Well I prefer it as well...I'm not fully ready to admit to any "problem" ;)
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #108 on: January 08, 2014, 07:38:57 PM
...if you throw your 'car console' multitool into the glove box so no one will see it and break into your truck to steal it, while leaving your 'real' toolbox sitting unattended in the truck bed as you go into a store.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #109 on: January 08, 2014, 08:05:44 PM
...if you tell your significant other that you DIDN'T buy that new MT, you won it in a giveaway! Bonus points if it's actually true.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #110 on: January 08, 2014, 10:18:48 PM
...if you tell your significant other that you DIDN'T buy that new MT, you won it in a giveaway! Bonus points if it's actually true.

Double bonus points if they actually believe you!
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #111 on: January 08, 2014, 10:31:43 PM
...if you tell your significant other that you DIDN'T buy that new MT, you won it in a giveaway! Bonus points if it's actually true.

Double bonus points if they actually believe you!

And triple if they believe it's your fault :rofl:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #112 on: January 08, 2014, 10:46:49 PM
...if you tell your significant other that you DIDN'T buy that new MT, you won it in a giveaway! Bonus points if it's actually true.

Double bonus points if they actually believe you!

And triple if they believe it's your fault :rofl:
Quadruple if she believes you 'cause she had entered the giveaway too... though you might have to sleep on the couch :rofl:
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #113 on: January 09, 2014, 02:41:33 AM
... if you buy a tool, and decide it's not for you, then sell or trade it away... only to buy another copy of it months/years later, to give it 'another shot'.

I'm guilty of this twice now. :facepalm:


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #114 on: January 09, 2014, 04:27:27 AM
If you work in an office (Desk Jockey) and regularly have anywhere between 2-5 MTs on your person/ in your EDC bag. You find it frustrating that you can't use them more frequently.
8) guilty!


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #115 on: January 09, 2014, 04:44:34 AM
...if you go to take a group shot of all your MTs, and can't find a few you've squirreled away... somewhere...

Actually, probably even if you just think to take a group shot of all your MTs.  :think:  :rofl:


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #116 on: January 09, 2014, 05:27:06 AM
If you work in an office (Desk Jockey) and regularly have anywhere between 2-5 MTs on your person/ in your EDC bag. You find it frustrating that you can't use them more frequently.
8) guilty!


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Me as well :D  I have either 2 or 3 on me at work, even though I really have little use for that much...
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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #117 on: January 09, 2014, 06:17:09 AM
Minor Problem: You spend more time on MT.o than on your corporate work website
Major Problem:You spend more time on MT.o than all other websites combined
Serious Problem: Your boss (having been informed of your Internet usage stats by the IT department) asks you how MT.o (or ebay/Amazon) contributes to your job role/objectives

You buy a multitool knowing you will never use any of the multiple tools on the device - Also known as - "Just for the collection"
Corollary 1: You buy a multitool and plan to keep it unopened/sealed in its clamshell, packaging etc
Corollary 2: You buy a duplicate multitool - So that you can keep the new one 'nice' for the collection.


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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #118 on: January 09, 2014, 01:09:26 PM
"No multitool problem, just solutions."

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Re: You may have a mutitool problem if...
Reply #119 on: January 09, 2014, 08:21:59 PM
...if you don't use a tool but you know it would be perfect for a friend's use, so you decide to give it to them....


then you wind up buying them one in the package just to keep the one you don't ever use.


 

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