For some reason this cracked me up. It's funnier if you read it in a British accent. My british accent is hilarious inside my head! Probably because I sound like a redneck trying to sound british.
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Cookies = Biscuits/Biccies
Cart = Trolley/Smurfing annoying piece of smurfing smurf (subject to whether or not the model has a gammy (defective) wheel, or like I only discovered when 3/4 of the way round a store the other day .... one missing!
Diaper = Nappy/Turd Catcher
Flashlight = Torch
Windshield Wipers = Windscreen Wipers or alternative direction indicators .... when having bought a new car and the
indicators (not blinkies or flashies or whatever) are on the "wrong" side of the wheel ... as in vagely waving the direction you intend to go next. Usually accompanied by an audible symphony to alert people to the fact that you are vaguely waving your intentions, consisting of the squeal of rubber on dry glass, festoons of profanities (and additional gesticulation)from the driver, and mass hilarity from the passengers
Face = Face/Clock/Fizzog/Boat Race
Fries = Chips if made properly (thickly cut from actual potatoes), French fries if made from reconstituted crap and/or only 1/4 of the correct width dimensions
Chips = Crisps
Blueberry pancakes = sacrilege (a travesty to both blueberries and pancakes)
Pen = pen/scribbling stick
Popsicle = Ice Lolly
Gun = Gun
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