During my last bank-robbery, I was stopped by Cyclops. He tried to fry me with his gaze-beam, so I countered with the Wenger Laser. For a long time the two beams held each other in check. Then the Wenger slowly overpowered Cyclops beam and ultimately fried his skull. Now I feel like a SUPER VILLAIN, thank you Wenger!(Image removed from quote.)
Its extremely challangeing for a cat-lady like me to open a can of tuna. I always get swarmed by my lovelies. Thanks to the Wenger Laser, I can have them chase the red dot, while I open the can in peace... Thank you Wenger to create the perfect Crazy-Cat-Owner-Multitool.
I work in a leadership position and recently observed that my emplyees started to show me more respect. They also work more diligently and harder. At first I thought that the leadership seminar I recently took payed off well. But then I started to notice that they also seem to fear me, some even started to tremble when I gazed upon them. Well, I mentioned this at home and my son figured it out. Apparently there is a video on EgoTube of me during one of my motivational lectures to my staff. Now, this certainly was not my proudest moment, whe had a power outage (can you believe that, power outage on a spaceship?). Anyway, I had to use the blackboard and quite furiously had scribbled away. Standing there in a chalk-dust-cloud, breathing heavily, I pulled out my Wenger Laser to point at the critical details...Thanks Wenger for making me look badass!(Image removed from quote.)
Thanks for taking this on Beat! You are a great guy!I can't wait to meet this Supreme Leader guy. He sounds awesome!Def
Great item edit: how do we enter?
Quote from: Demel on May 23, 2015, 12:07:59 AMGreat item edit: how do we enter?Quote from April Donation Draw:How you ask? Wow, you must be really new then. Okey, here are the rules. Donate at least $10 to the Forum Operational Fund using the Donations link at the top, the big orange Make A Donation button on the right or following THIS LINK and feel good because you helped keep the lights on here for another day. If we hit the goal of $275 before the end of April (Server offset time to make it easy) then we will pick a winner from those who donated. Each $10 donation gets you another entry, so $10 gets you one entry, $30 gets you three entries and $80 gets you eight because that is the wonder of how math works. If we don't hit the goal of $275 then this wonderful tool gets put back in the prize pool to be given away for something else later on so you really aren't missing much.
Quote from: Etherealicer on May 23, 2015, 12:12:46 AMQuote from: Demel on May 23, 2015, 12:07:59 AMGreat item edit: how do we enter?Quote from April Donation Draw:How you ask? Wow, you must be really new then. Okey, here are the rules. Donate at least $10 to the Forum Operational Fund using the Donations link at the top, the big orange Make A Donation button on the right or following THIS LINK and feel good because you helped keep the lights on here for another day. If we hit the goal of $275 before the end of April (Server offset time to make it easy) then At the end of the month we will pick a winner from those who donated. Each $10 donation gets you another entry, so $10 gets you one entry, $30 gets you three entries and $80 gets you eight because that is the wonder of how math works. If we don't hit the goal of $275 then this wonderful tool gets put back in the prize pool to be given away for something else later on so you really aren't missing much. yes I am...thanks for the info
Quote from: Demel on May 23, 2015, 12:07:59 AMGreat item edit: how do we enter?Quote from April Donation Draw:How you ask? Wow, you must be really new then. Okey, here are the rules. Donate at least $10 to the Forum Operational Fund using the Donations link at the top, the big orange Make A Donation button on the right or following THIS LINK and feel good because you helped keep the lights on here for another day. If we hit the goal of $275 before the end of April (Server offset time to make it easy) then At the end of the month we will pick a winner from those who donated. Each $10 donation gets you another entry, so $10 gets you one entry, $30 gets you three entries and $80 gets you eight because that is the wonder of how math works. If we don't hit the goal of $275 then this wonderful tool gets put back in the prize pool to be given away for something else later on so you really aren't missing much.
I had never heard of the dakr side, sounds like fun
surely the motto this month should be:(Image removed from quote.)
Like I said, Dr. Evil
Quote from: Reinier on May 26, 2015, 10:37:00 PMLike I said, Dr. Evil I aim to please
Quote from: Etherealicer on May 26, 2015, 10:47:51 PMQuote from: Reinier on May 26, 2015, 10:37:00 PMLike I said, Dr. Evil I aim to please With a laser?
Everyyyone knows that you can aim better without a targeting computer. Brain helmet the size of a planet...
Very well played Beat. I would expect nothing less of you. I know this "Fearless Leader" of whom you speak. I can assure you that he is a good man and could never be referred to as the "Gearless Leader". However, you do not want to see what he will do to your pet Alligator should you find yourself on his bad side! There are even pics of him violating someone's reptile for a minor MTO rules infraction. I'll double my donation if someone will post that pic here. Stew...
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