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wales Offline magentus

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #240 on: September 26, 2018, 07:42:44 PM
NOPE
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #241 on: September 26, 2018, 07:48:37 PM
I can’t believe that I shared my rhubarb
and custard sweets I will never do that again  ???
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #242 on: September 26, 2018, 07:49:47 PM
Especially not with you magentus  :rant:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #243 on: September 26, 2018, 07:53:23 PM
Why don´t you just give your sweets to me WSpeed, you know, for safe keeping. I´ll make sure magentus won´t get anything. Or anyone else.  :gimme:


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Reply #244 on: September 26, 2018, 07:56:06 PM
I would Ron but I haven’t got any left that’s why I am upset  >:(
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #245 on: September 26, 2018, 07:56:44 PM
I think Mags just saw the menus of Fags & Muzzys Bar & Grill on the What makes you laugh thread...
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Reply #246 on: September 26, 2018, 07:57:11 PM
 ::)
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #247 on: September 26, 2018, 08:04:01 PM
I wouldn’t mind a bit of cake  :D

Magentus....oh magentus....the cake race is on again!






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Reply #248 on: September 26, 2018, 08:04:57 PM
I really like chocolate cake.......chocolate biscuit cake is lovely too...anyone ever tried that?  ...delicious when made properly


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Reply #249 on: September 26, 2018, 08:05:22 PM
Yeah you know...I just really like cake...


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Reply #250 on: September 26, 2018, 08:06:54 PM
I wouldn’t mind a bit of cake  :D

Magentus....oh magentus....the cake race is on again!

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Reply #251 on: September 26, 2018, 08:38:51 PM
I really want some cake now  :D
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #252 on: September 26, 2018, 08:52:31 PM
Phone books do not leave marks... :whistle:


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #253 on: September 26, 2018, 09:28:45 PM
Just like soapbars in socks don't leave marks either... :whistle:


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #254 on: September 26, 2018, 09:31:36 PM
You lot all seem to have a lot of shady knowledge.
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Reply #255 on: September 26, 2018, 09:34:03 PM
That’s what happens when you are locked up in prison  :D
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Reply #256 on: September 26, 2018, 09:35:26 PM
A lock in a sock is very effective  :tu:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #257 on: September 26, 2018, 09:43:16 PM
Blimey! You lot are scarey! No wonder you're all in prison,
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #258 on: September 26, 2018, 09:46:27 PM
Yes, prison is no nice place.

Speedy dropped his soap bar before he could put it in his sock and didn't risk picking it up again.
He's been washing himself up with sanding paper since.


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Reply #259 on: September 26, 2018, 10:16:43 PM
Many of nutters in here
I am not stupid I was told what
would happen if you drop your soap
And then try to pick up your soap  >:(
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Reply #260 on: September 26, 2018, 10:18:38 PM
And the sand paper is quite good
actually gets rid of any loose skin  :D
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #261 on: September 26, 2018, 10:20:17 PM
Yeah you know...I just really like cake...


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Reply #262 on: September 26, 2018, 10:22:46 PM
I’m troubled. I used not to give a fig about Awards and now I’ve got a dozen of the flipping things ??! How did that happen ?? And none of them for Cake baking ! :ahhh
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Reply #263 on: September 26, 2018, 10:30:36 PM
Yeah you know...I just really like cake...


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Who doesn’t. Vicky Sponge. Girl in my class at school. A whizz at double entry book keeping. That’s what I like in a lass, well audited accounts ! Chin Chin !

Yeah I just really like cake


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #264 on: September 26, 2018, 10:32:03 PM
I think you like cake MMR :D
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Reply #265 on: September 26, 2018, 10:35:28 PM
A little bit of on- line research shows MMR to be Margaret Mortington-Rabbage, CEO of the British Cake Marketing Board. Hmmmmm do that's why she's always going on about cake.  She wants us to buy more cake! Mmmmmmmm cake.
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Reply #266 on: September 26, 2018, 10:35:32 PM
I want to contribute to the thread, so here’s a chocolate cake recipe....WSpeed will appreciate it

Ingredients
For the cake
225g/8oz plain flour
350g/12½oz caster sugar
85g/3oz cocoa powder
1½ tsp baking powder
1½ tsp bicarbonate of soda
2 free-range eggs
250ml/9fl oz milk
125ml/4½fl oz vegetable oil
2 tsp vanilla extract
250ml/9fl oz boiling water
For the chocolate icing
200g/7oz plain chocolate
200ml/7fl oz double cream


Method


1) Preheat the oven to 180C/160C Fan/Gas 4. Grease and line two 20cm/8in sandwich tins.

2) For the cake, place all of the cake ingredients, except the boiling water, into a large mixing bowl. Using a wooden spoon, or electric whisk, beat the mixture until smooth and well combined.

3) Add the boiling water to the mixture, a little at a time, until smooth. (The cake mixture will now be very liquid.)

4) Divide the cake batter between the sandwich tins and bake in the oven for 25–35 minutes, or until the top is firm to the touch and a skewer inserted into the centre of the cake comes out clean.

5) Remove the cakes from the oven and allow to cool completely, still in their tins, before icing.

6) For the chocolate icing, heat the chocolate and cream in a saucepan over a low heat until the chocolate melts. Remove the pan from the heat and whisk the mixture until smooth, glossy and thickened. Set aside to cool for 1–2 hours, or until thick enough to spread over the cake.

7) To assemble the cake, run a round-bladed knife around the inside of the cake tins to loosen the cakes. Carefully remove the cakes from the tins.

8 ) Spread a little chocolate icing over the top of one of the chocolate cakes, then carefully top with the other cake.

9) Transfer the cake to a serving plate and ice the cake all over with the chocolate icing, using a palette knife.


Recipe Tips
The cake mixture is quite thin, so it's important to use sandwich tins rather than springform tins, which could lea


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #267 on: September 26, 2018, 10:50:41 PM
Thanks MMR :cheers:
I don’t think we have a
kitchen in this so called prison :think:

And I am sure magentus won’t give me the ingredients :cry: 
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #268 on: September 26, 2018, 10:59:00 PM
Thanks MMR :cheers:
I don’t think we have a
kitchen in this so called prison :think:

And I am sure magentus won’t give me the ingredients :cry:
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Reply #269 on: September 26, 2018, 11:10:19 PM
Right... well, to continue with the rediculous foodie based theme developing here...

I remember... a long long time ago when I was a young scallywag, I tried to dodge a fair and jumped a ticket barrier on the Paris metro. I was promptly pulled up by humourless smurf gendarme fella and shown a list of potential fines. He ran his finger up and down the list for a bit before settling on, what he thought, was an appropriate penalty for me to cough up... which, without protest, I promptly forked out on account that he had a dirty big gat.

Anyway, this has got me thinking, maybe we should introduce something similar here - a list of penalties for thread derailment violations. I thought we could call it the Punishment Menu... what you think?
« Last Edit: September 26, 2018, 11:12:25 PM by Fuzzbucket »


 

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