I once had someone try to tell me that their Chinese SAK-a-like was in fact better than the Swiss made one's because "The Swiss ones are just so ridiculously overpriced, if the Chinese can make them for $10, why can't the Swiss?" I was seriously tempted to take his piece of crap and bend the chinesium blade 90 degrees.
Friendly police officer. "careful where you go with that, the spring is enough to be considered a lock"(Image removed from quote.)
The people who unapologetically bleed on a knife I've just lent them.
Does stuff from youtube count? Reviewer opens the woodsaw: "It has a saw."Opens the serrated blade: "It has another saw."One guy, to demonstrate the serrated blade, started sawing through a 2x4 with it. Guy, reviewing a Swiza:Opens the awl: "I do not know what this is."Opens the can opener: "I do not know what this is."Gee, thanks for the review.Guy reviews a no-brand multi-tool. Points out its tools do not lock. People comment that there are many others with tools that do not lock. Guy: "Has anyone ever bought a Leatherman without locking tools?"But probably the best example is this:
I think you're supposed to rock AWAY from your body with a SAK.
If the can gets open then I guess there is no wrong way
Love that the soundtrack is some triumphant heavy metal playing as that Bozo misuses the can opener
If the can gets open then I guess there is no wrong way . Vic can openers are used by me going forward/anticlockwise/counterclockwise. Wenger can openers are used by me towards me/clockwise. I'm successful 100% using these methods .
Okay, here is one just for fun...A few days ago I was at a knife shop and there were two gentlemen at the counter looking at knives. One was pretty open about the fact that he knew little about knives, but he was interested. Sadly, gent #2 was trying to pass himself off as an expert and was spouting some of silly stuff to his friend trying to look "cool." Allow me to share some excerpts:"This is called a Bowie Knife. It was specially designed to NEVER dull.""That one is called a Krabar (yes, he said kray-bar) and you get one in boot camp, but the one they give you attaches to a rifle.""The only good pocket knives are made in Germany...all the rest are basically trash.""Surgical steel is what you want."What are some hum-dingers you have heard over the years?
I was at a knife shop in Missouri that had a sign that said, "If you bleed on it, you just bought it." I laughed when I saw the sign, but the owner said, "I sell one or two a week by that policy."