cowabunga dude
When I saw the thread title, I thought that you may had gone vegan
I totally misread that: "Today I shaved a cow." I had some rather weird images in my head there for a moment. Along with: "Why?!"
Dang it, now I have dreams of what never were, including cows and shaving, and ask why not? I blame you! Luckily then I wake up and go to work.