A German, a Japanese and a Russian were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his finger into his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "Oh, that was my embedded smart watch," he said. "Germany has the smartest engineers in the world and I've had one of their devices placed under the skin of my forearm."A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,"That was my mobile phone. Japan has the smartest engineers in the world and I've had one of their mobile systems placed in my hand."The Russian felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He exited to the bathroom stalls and returned a few seconds later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Russian finally said-"Well, well, well comrades- it appears that SOMEBODY is receiving a fax!"
That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes- and yes, I am a government worker, so I can safely tell this one! Three kids are each bragging about their fathers.The first kid says "My dad is a racecar driver. He drives a car at 200mph, so he's the fastest!"The second kid says "My dad flies fighter planes and he flies a plane at 700mph, so my dad is the fastest!"The third kid says "That's nothing, my father works for the government. He gets off at four thirty and is home by quarter after two- he's the fastest!" And no, I'm not in the contest, I just like jokes. Def
Congratulations JowiiYoyo!
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No offense to our fellow Russians in the group 💜 This is just how i learnt the jokes its allways the Poles and the Russians for some reason.. 🤷♂️
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