Multitool.org Forum
+-

Hello Lurker! Remove this ad and much more by logging in.


Show me the most impractical multitools

vn Offline friendliestdoggo

  • Full Member
  • ***
    • Posts: 197
Show me the most impractical multitools
on: August 29, 2024, 08:28:28 AM
The title stated it. We all know how useful the multitools we carry everyday are. How about now we do the opposite and show some of the most impractical or useless multitools here?  :rofl:


us Offline SteveC

  • Global Moderator
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 72,561
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #1 on: August 29, 2024, 01:35:35 PM
These come to mind 







ca Offline Chako

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 22,127
  • Armed with camera and not afraid to use it.
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #2 on: August 29, 2024, 01:38:07 PM
Meet the Swiss Bricks.

IMG_9002A by Chako, on Flickr

IMG_9001A by Chako, on Flickr

A little Leatherman information.

Leatherman series articles


us Offline PitCarver

  • *
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,802
  • Average Old Guy.
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #3 on: August 29, 2024, 07:27:49 PM
Come on now.
Who wouldn't like a Lego multitool?
Addicted to sharp pointy things.


ca Offline Chako

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 22,127
  • Armed with camera and not afraid to use it.
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #4 on: August 29, 2024, 08:01:32 PM
Crappy made tools with the ergonomics of a brick? What is there not to like!  :rofl:
A little Leatherman information.

Leatherman series articles


vn Offline friendliestdoggo

  • Full Member
  • ***
    • Posts: 197
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #5 on: August 29, 2024, 08:20:21 PM
Imagine accidentally stepping on those too :rofl:


vn Offline friendliestdoggo

  • Full Member
  • ***
    • Posts: 197
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #6 on: August 29, 2024, 08:38:39 PM
We all love SAK but this one is just so ridiculous it deserves a place here. It has everything but how could you even find and use the right tool when you need it  :rofl:
But at least it has collecting value so...  :D


wales Offline hiraethus

  • Admin Team
  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *
    • Posts: 6,967
  • I brake for cake

us Online IMR4198

  • *
  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,638
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #8 on: August 30, 2024, 09:11:07 PM
   SOG, useless?  Well I will have to take friend hiraethus word for it.  I never had one of the things.  It's funny.  They look about like the other stuff.  What do I know?
   In the interest of further hands-on research, I propose anyone who would like to dispose of a SOG of some sort to send me a PM.  I will give them my mailing address.  I will put on appropriate eye wear and gloves and test these horrible things until they collapse, rust away to nothing, or until I lose them somewhere.  The latter is painfully common around here.  Just last week I lost my cell phone, car keys, pockey knife, and some socks.  I found everything else expect the socks.  Oh, and my pink paper clip that I use to keep my wee SAKs tethered (to keep from losing them) did turn up. 
    I will be checking my in-box.  Best wishes.  Gary
 :think:
 


us Offline AzteCypher

  • *
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,371
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #9 on: August 31, 2024, 07:50:28 AM
Not totally useless but almost there.

May the best of your past, be the worst of your future.



us Offline Noa Isumi

  • *
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,323
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #10 on: August 31, 2024, 10:52:10 AM
I have one of those Stanley with an unground blank instead of a blade.
I used to be a lot of things, and someday will again.
But for now I'm just a lost jack of trades with neither mastery nor home. ~NoaIsumi


ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

  • Head Turd Polisher
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Just Bananas
  • *
    • Posts: 69,080
  • Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #11 on: September 01, 2024, 01:17:11 PM
Listen to the Official Podcast of Multitool.org:

It's The Podcast You Never Knew You Needed brought to you by The Only Forum That Matters!


nl Offline GotBluntnose

  • Jr. Member
  • **
    • Posts: 66
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #12 on: September 01, 2024, 07:48:53 PM
Try slicing through anything without touching the pliers.

Fun fact: you can still buy this today on amazon.
Full metal blunt force trauma


us Offline AzteCypher

  • *
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,371
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #13 on: September 02, 2024, 09:30:40 AM
Yikes!!!  You weren't kidding.  I have no words...

May the best of your past, be the worst of your future.



ca Offline Chako

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 22,127
  • Armed with camera and not afraid to use it.
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #14 on: September 02, 2024, 10:16:36 AM
There are 3 different Irwin models out there.
A little Leatherman information.

Leatherman series articles


us Offline cody6268

  • Absolutely No Life Club
  • *******
    • Posts: 6,230
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #15 on: September 12, 2024, 05:30:47 PM
Yikes!!!  You weren't kidding.  I have no words...

(Image removed from quote.)

Mine (bought around the time these started popping up at Lowe's close to a decade ago) are still in a toolbox until I can get up to the CAT dealer to snag a pair of rebranded Snap-On Spanish-made ones as I try to keep at least a 5WR and 6LN in most pliers  drawers. They sucked--big time. Even worse, the bit driver either smashed my fingers when the holder folded up or the bit would randomly fall out.

Tried the 5WR version as well (Ollie's had them a few years ago for like five bucks a pop) and it was still terrible. The 6LN version's blade is useless due to them being shorter than the pliers.  There's a reason the Schrade Tough Grip (mostly built by Petersen save for the non-pliers bits), Kershaw A-100 (my current locking pliers tool) and Leatherman Crunch all mount the blades to pivot OPPOSITE the pliers.


us Offline Sos24

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • *
    • Posts: 11,180
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #16 on: September 12, 2024, 11:00:59 PM
I don’t have it anymore but the Swiss Tech Utili-Key tops my list.  You have to open it, which leaves the blade open to use the tools.  Maybe it is just me, but almost every time I used it resulted in a minor cut.



Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro


us Offline Farmer X

  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • ********
    • Posts: 13,744
  • Master of the unexciting
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #17 on: September 13, 2024, 03:35:33 AM
I had a Utili-Key. The best thing about it was that it could really fly under "no weapons" radar.
USN 2000-2006

Culling of the knife and multi herds in progress...

If I pay five figures for something, it better have wings or a foundation!


us Offline Sos24

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • *
    • Posts: 11,180
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #18 on: September 13, 2024, 06:04:41 AM
I had a Utili-Key. The best thing about it was that it could really fly under "no weapons" radar.
That is why I tried it.  I’ve tried a couple other key shaped tools, nome of which were very useful.


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro


ca Offline Chako

  • *
  • Absolute Zombie Club
  • *********
    • Posts: 22,127
  • Armed with camera and not afraid to use it.
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #19 on: September 13, 2024, 12:51:07 PM
My constant key companion for years, that is until it broke. I had no problems ever using it but will agree that the design wasn't the best. Now I have a carabiner with hidden scalpel blade made my RovyVon that takes up what the Utili-key did all those years. I never used the Phillips, but that is the part that broke the first time I needed to used it.
A little Leatherman information.

Leatherman series articles


us Offline BPRoberts

  • *
  • No Life Club
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,050
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #20 on: September 13, 2024, 04:22:14 PM
I have a Geekey that I got second hand that flies with me. As far as that form factor goes, I think it's pretty good. It's tightened a couple screws and bolts over the years at least.


vn Offline friendliestdoggo

  • Full Member
  • ***
    • Posts: 197
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #21 on: September 13, 2024, 07:02:35 PM
To me key-sized tools are more like toys, rather than actual tools. Usually the cutting edge is too small to be useful for anything other than cutting tapes for opening package, the screwdrivers are short and you can't have a good grip on the tools.


us Offline Sos24

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • Zombie Apprentice
  • *
    • Posts: 11,180
Re: Show me the most impractical multitools
Reply #22 on: September 13, 2024, 11:54:40 PM
I have a Geekey that I got second hand that flies with me. As far as that form factor goes, I think it's pretty good. It's tightened a couple screws and bolts over the years at least.
I did try the Geekey and it is probably the best of the key shaped tools I have tried.


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro


 

Donations

Operational Funds

Help us keep the Unworkable working!
Donate with PayPal!
May Goal: $300.00
Due Date: May 31
Total Receipts: $86.45
PayPal Fees: $5.07
Net Balance: $81.38
Below Goal: $218.62
Site Currency: USD
27% 
May Donations

Community Links


Powered by EzPortal