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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #180 on: March 12, 2025, 08:56:36 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #181 on: March 13, 2025, 12:13:57 AM
The smile is my goal.

The other is just a bonus!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #182 on: March 13, 2025, 01:25:47 AM
👍 😁
If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

Hope yours is as good!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #183 on: March 13, 2025, 12:14:36 PM
Good morning everyone!

Given how much trouble many people have saying the word "nuclear" i decided to try and rearrange the letters to make it easier for them.

In the end the result was unclear.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #184 on: March 13, 2025, 02:09:01 PM
Have a great day Def! 😂
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #185 on: March 13, 2025, 02:43:39 PM
My wife found this one. 

Why did the chicken cross the road?  The chicken responds: my therapist says I should do more things that scare me!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #186 on: March 14, 2025, 01:10:01 AM
That's a good one Barry!   :D

I will add it to the list and maybe use it sometime!  Be sure to thank your wife for providing it!   :tu:

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #187 on: March 14, 2025, 12:09:35 PM
Happy Friday everyone!

I read a study that says that 67 percent of people pick their nose.  I thought that was an amazing stat as I was born with mine.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #188 on: March 14, 2025, 03:15:33 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #189 on: March 14, 2025, 06:21:44 PM
A little over a month ago (02/13), I under went an MRI of my head.

As the tech was strapping me down and mounting the cage over my head he asked, “what are me doing the scan for today?”

I replied, “they are concerned about my BRAINS!”

“Brains?” His reply.

“YES!   They are concerned that the LEFT brain is not RIGHT.   And, that the RIGHT brain has nothing LEFT!”

He asked me to repeat that again, as the nurse inserting the IV in my right arm is almost on the floor.

I did two more times.

In all seriousness he replied, “Are you sure, my orders is to scan the auditory nerve and tumor?”

“Oh, that too! While I am here!”

PS:  tumor is benign, and I am now relegated to annual scans, instead every 6 months.  This my 3rd scan!  It has not grown since detected.
And, I enjoyed having fun at his expense !

If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

Hope yours is as good!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #190 on: March 14, 2025, 06:33:52 PM
Thank God and I bet they you left them speechless buddy!!  :rofl:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #191 on: March 15, 2025, 02:26:07 AM
Good one, and I'm glad to hear that your health is also good! :cheers:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #192 on: March 17, 2025, 07:59:37 AM
I would love to share a time-travel joke with you guys, but you didn't like it.
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #193 on: March 17, 2025, 11:24:58 AM
Quote from: Frenchephaistos on March 17, 2025, 07:59:37 AM
I would love to share a time-travel joke with you guys, but you didn't like it.

I thought about inventing time travel but someone beat me to it 150 years from now!  :D

Here’s today’s joke:

Good Monday morning to all of you!

I bought a watch on the weekend which said I could swim with it on and I'm really excited because I couldn't swim before.  Isn't technology wonderful?

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #194 on: March 17, 2025, 11:53:29 AM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #195 on: March 17, 2025, 01:04:53 PM
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I bought one of those watches too!

Don’t believe it :facepalm:

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #196 on: March 17, 2025, 02:31:00 PM
In truth I have always been hoping to break my arm in the off chance that it would allow me to play the piano!  :D

The same joke in real life- years ago I had the blade of a Leatherman PST II fold on my and slice open the tip of my middle finger.

I went to the doctor and, as it was getting stitched up I asked if I’d be able to drive.  The doctor thought for a moment trying to figure out why my middle finger would hamper my driving ability….. then burst out laughing.

Moral of the story is that when someone has a strong poked into your flesh, don’t make them laugh. You won’t be happy.

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Reply #197 on: March 18, 2025, 12:16:00 AM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #198 on: March 18, 2025, 12:01:16 PM
Good morning everyone!

A drizzly, wet morning like today seems ripe for some of my favourite one liners, so here goes:

My friend Jack says he can communicate with certain vegetables- apparently Jack and the beans talk.

Another friend of mine says he doesn't understand cloning- that makes two of us.

My volleyball club has had to forfeit a game because their website doesn't work- they tell me their server is down.

My least favourite preservative is paper jam.

Okay, last one I promise.....

I got another job at the thermometer factory, but don't worry, I'm not leaving because it's just temp work.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #199 on: March 18, 2025, 01:43:07 PM
Oh my!

It is going to be a long time till lunch🙄

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Reply #200 on: March 18, 2025, 02:25:40 PM
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Reply #201 on: March 18, 2025, 08:56:37 PM
I am glad that you guys are getting a kick out of these jokes.  My coworkers also seem to be enjoying them, and I also send them to my father who tells me that it is obvious why I build highways and don't do standup for a living.   :facepalm:

Megan's mother is also not well, so I send these jokes to Megan's father each day to tell her and she gets a real kick out of them.

They are terrible jokes, but the effects they have are absolutely priceless!   :tu:

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Reply #202 on: March 19, 2025, 05:51:06 AM
Def, I love them!  It's my kind of humor, and I get a real laugh from them! 
I really hope Megan's mother gets better.  I bet your jokes are a real boost for her folks. 
Keep em coming boss!  :ahhh
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #203 on: March 19, 2025, 07:40:43 AM
Heres one i found in wild

I turn 48 tomorrow
Thats 60 after tariffs
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Reply #204 on: March 19, 2025, 11:43:10 AM
Good morning everyone!

I tried out for a position in Maintenance a while ago, painting lines on the roads.

The standard is 4 kms per day and my first day I did 8 kms and they were pretty excited about that.

The second day I did only six Kilometres and they figured it was still over the minimum so not bad.

On the third day i managed only four Kilometers and they figured fourth day i only managed one and a half Kilometers so they called me into the office to find out what was up.

I told them that I wasn't getting as much done as the first day because I wasn't getting really far from the paint bucket!

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #205 on: March 19, 2025, 01:24:46 PM
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Reply #206 on: March 20, 2025, 12:08:40 AM
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Reply #207 on: March 20, 2025, 11:52:03 AM
Good morning everyone!

The other day I found a suspicious looking mole and I was quite concerned so I went to the doctor to get it checked out.

After a quick exam the doctor told me they all look like that and I should put him back in the yard where I found him.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #208 on: March 20, 2025, 03:36:34 PM
Did you hear about the MUSHROOM that was invited to the party?

It is rumored it is a FUN-GI!
If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #209 on: March 20, 2025, 09:54:32 PM
They have to be, it's pretty close quarters.  There's not mush room in there!   :D

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