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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #300 on: May 19, 2025, 02:57:44 AM
Hi folks!


Recently, I took an interest on european history, in particular french history. I already memorized the names of 17 french kings: Louis.


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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #301 on: May 22, 2025, 08:45:54 PM
Nice.
18 if you count Clovis, an older form of the name Louis.
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #302 on: May 22, 2025, 09:58:25 PM
Quote from: Frenchephaistos on May 22, 2025, 08:45:54 PM
Nice.
18 if you count Clovis, an older form of the name Louis.

That's the next chapter I guess!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #303 on: June 02, 2025, 01:07:32 PM
Good morning everyone!

I left my dog for this, so it better be worth it!

While I was gone I considered getting alternate employment.  I thought I should get a job cleaning mirrors.

I could really see myself doing a job like that.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #304 on: June 02, 2025, 01:28:56 PM
 :rofl: :D. A reflection of yourself Def!   :like:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #305 on: June 02, 2025, 03:02:20 PM
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An OPPORTUNITY to self reflect during every task!😉
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #306 on: June 02, 2025, 03:10:08 PM
A day was determined at work for “Bring your daughter to work day”

A mother invited her oldest who was 8 to join her at work and excitedly the young lady accepted and was beyond eager to join her mom!

On the special day, after abut two hours, the mother noticed her daughter’s excitement was gone, and serious disappointment was on the young lady’s face. As they were in the breakroom with many of her coworkers.

What is wrong my dear? The mother asked her daughter,  the young lady looked up and said, “MOM WHERE ARE ALL THE CLOWNS YOU WORK WITH?”

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #307 on: June 03, 2025, 02:30:12 AM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #308 on: June 03, 2025, 12:35:33 PM
Good morning everyone!

You know, I send these jokes every morning in hopes of starting each of your days with a smile.  But, we have never discussed what makes each of us smile.

For me, what makes me smile, are facial muscles.

And now I feel better for sharing.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #309 on: June 03, 2025, 03:06:36 PM
 :cheers: Def!   :rofl:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #310 on: June 04, 2025, 12:10:21 PM
Good morning everyone!

I'm a bit stiff and sore this morning.  Last night after supper Megan asked me if I could clear the table.

Even with a running start the answer was no.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #311 on: June 04, 2025, 02:51:31 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #312 on: June 05, 2025, 01:44:10 PM
Good morning everyone!

Did you know leather was rated for quality?  For example, a cow that has ready access to water produces the softest leather and is rated Grade A. Conversely, cows that are in drier areas produce leather that is firmer and is D Hide Rated.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #313 on: June 05, 2025, 02:39:49 PM
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Now an explanation I can find total logical!
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Reply #314 on: June 05, 2025, 02:58:07 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #315 on: June 06, 2025, 12:41:07 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's Friday and I am going to solve a longstanding question for all of you- the real reason why people can't hear a dog whistle.

Forget all that scientific high frequency mumbo Jumbo. The REAL reason we can't hear a dog whistle is because dogs can't whistle!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Def
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #316 on: June 06, 2025, 02:48:57 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #317 on: June 07, 2025, 03:44:00 AM
Three good ones! :rofl:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #318 on: June 09, 2025, 12:22:52 PM
Good morning everyone!

I had a job interview at an electronics store over the weekend.  The manager wanted to see if I had any skills, so he handed me a laptop and said "here, sell me this."

I tucked it under my arm and left.

He called me twenty minutes later telling me that I needed to bring it back and I said "Sure, you can have it for $200."

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #319 on: June 09, 2025, 12:41:40 PM
 :rofl:  Have a great day and week Def!  Be safe out there!
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #320 on: June 10, 2025, 02:19:54 AM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #321 on: June 10, 2025, 12:23:53 PM
Good morning everyone!

I don't know if I ever told any of you this but I have a cousin who is a magician. Lately he has started doing more tricks that involve trap doors but between you and I....

I think he's just going through a stage.

Have a great day and stay safe everyone!

Def
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Reply #322 on: June 11, 2025, 03:10:44 AM
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Reply #323 on: June 11, 2025, 12:10:48 PM
Good morning everyone!

I was thinking last night about how cosmetic surgery used to be a taboo subject.

Nowadays, you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #324 on: June 11, 2025, 01:11:01 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #325 on: June 12, 2025, 03:13:14 PM
Good morning everyone!

Someone asked me yesterday what was heavier- a litre of water or a litre of butane.  Without hesitation I said it has to be water.

My logic?  Everyone knows butane is a lighter fluid.

Have a great day everyone, and be safe out there!

This one may have gone a bit further as well.....   :whistle:

Coworker:  Dry  dry  dry

Me:  Speaking of which, here's a little factoid for you.

Did you know that the leading cause of dry skin in Canada is towels?

Coworker:  U can't stop can u?😆

Me:  Apparently I am stopping soon.  I told Megan I wanted to be cremated and she made me an appointment on Tuesday.

Coworker: Haha, now that's love right there!  Wake is this weekend

Me: She also  wants to send me to therapy because I have trouble expressing my emotions.

I can't say I'm surprised.


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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #326 on: June 12, 2025, 03:26:38 PM
I met a friend at the neighboring watering hole.

He arrived, and was very frustrated!

Me: what’s wrong?

He:  My wife is Extremely mad at me.  Our anniversary is Friday, and she said I better get her a GREAT gift this year!!!   If it isn’t she’s going set afire!

Me:  oh my, you have any idea what she wants or expects?

He:  Not a clue???

A guy sitting a couple stools down looks up from his beer,  and says, simple!   “She wants a CANDLE”
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Reply #327 on: June 12, 2025, 03:30:59 PM
Looks like someone was listening properly!  :D

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #328 on: June 12, 2025, 03:56:17 PM
Likely been there before!

Listening skills are crucial!

But now genius at problem solving.

To be that  skilled some day !!!
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us Offline Barry Rowland

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #329 on: June 12, 2025, 04:34:33 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: Gents you make my day!!  :rofl: :rofl:
Barry
Merit Badges Start a thread with a photo of a repair you made with duct tape Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Classic SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry at least one red edc item, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days.  Post a pic for Halloween of your pumpkin (or turnip or gourd or whatever you traditionally carve for Halloween!) being carved by any SAK, multitool, pocket or woods knife you may own!  Only available once a year Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of a SAK-alike, aka multi-layered, knife-based pocket tools for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a keychain tool with pliers, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days Start a new thread and post a photo of any gear for thirty (30) consecutive days during the MTo anniversary month. For 30 consecutive days carry a SAK with a magnifying glass, and post a picture every day in the designated thread. Start a new thread and post a photo of the multitool for thirty (30) consecutive days. Must start a thread showing a photo of at least five BO tools Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a Victorinox Hiker, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Start a new thread and post a photo of the multitool for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a Leatherman Bond, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Start a new thread with a photo showing the axe in use Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of  a Opinel  knife  for 30 days Start a new thread and post a photo of the multitool for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a new thread and post a photo of the multitool for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Vic Spirit MT for sixty (60) consecutive days. Start a new thread and post a photo of the multitool for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate in a challenge by carrying  a Combo Edged knife or Multitool and post a photo of it  for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a MiniChamp SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days.

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