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Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!

au Offline Huntsman

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Hi Team,

Most of us here are in the habit of replacing any word that has the letters 'al' or 'all' inside it, with the letters 'awl' .... eg 'awlways'
Will you awl (;)) please stop doing this?    :pok:    :twak:

As I am finding that this spelling is creeping into my work reports and emails    :o    :rofl:


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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #1 on: September 24, 2025, 03:10:09 AM
 :rofl: will do y'awl


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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #2 on: September 24, 2025, 03:13:15 AM
Now, we can't have awl that, can we? :drink:
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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #3 on: September 24, 2025, 05:27:24 AM
Awlrighty then.  I will endeavor to remove awl mentions/usages of the word  "awl" from awl of my vocabulary.  I will also endeavor to remove it from awl of my postings and such.  Y'awl have a good evening now.

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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #4 on: September 24, 2025, 11:36:10 AM
Awls not the problem, its those smurfing smurfs!
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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #6 on: September 24, 2025, 02:55:29 PM
Awls not the problem, its those smurfing smurfs!

You should relax.  Here, have some salsmurfer toffee....  :ahhh

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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #7 on: September 25, 2025, 12:51:58 AM
Maybe a Snickers would work if salsmurfer taffy is too speSmurfpillsed?
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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #8 on: September 25, 2025, 12:46:35 PM
Sounds like someone needs to buy a new wrissmurfch!

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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #9 on: September 25, 2025, 05:06:07 PM
You should relax.  Here, have some salsmurfer toffee....  :ahhh

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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #10 on: September 25, 2025, 05:08:51 PM
You need to axe nicely if you want us to spell everything correctly.   :cheers:


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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #11 on: September 25, 2025, 06:36:42 PM
I awlso have had to start double checking my work emails to make sure I use the awl the speSmurfpillst spellings that they ask us to awlways use.


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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #12 on: September 26, 2025, 04:29:25 AM
Awl, y'awl best quit smurfing around or this smurfing smurf is going to smurf the smurfing smurf out of you, respectfully of course.  :hatsoff:
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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #13 on: September 26, 2025, 08:28:06 AM
I am also concerned about the mispronunciation of worms...........



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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #14 on: September 26, 2025, 04:18:15 PM
Awl, y'awl best quit smurfing around or this smurfing smurf is going to smurf the smurfing smurf out of you, respectfully with awl due respect of course.  :hatsoff:

FTFY  ;) :D
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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #15 on: September 26, 2025, 06:21:30 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #16 on: September 26, 2025, 08:12:29 PM
I am also concerned about the mispronunciation of worms...........



French can be a problem too


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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #17 on: September 27, 2025, 05:17:49 AM
Well, Officer Crabtree's can  :rofl:
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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #19 on: September 30, 2025, 04:35:57 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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Re: Will everyone please start spelling awlways correctly ??? !!!
Reply #21 on: December 17, 2025, 10:58:29 PM
 :o     :D


 

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