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au Offline ReamerPunch

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #120 on: September 19, 2018, 05:16:19 AM
Five pages so far
I summon my bananas.
Watch me dance along
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #121 on: September 19, 2018, 06:47:27 AM
I know how to spell
banananananana,
just not when to stop.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #122 on: September 19, 2018, 07:06:53 AM
five syllables first
next seven syllables more
then another five
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #123 on: September 19, 2018, 07:15:25 AM
haiku sudoku
and domo arigato
and go rin no sho

(my Japanese vocabulary is rather small  :D)
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #124 on: September 19, 2018, 11:09:03 AM
sitting on the porch
with cold beer and tobacco
and SAKs to play with

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #125 on: September 19, 2018, 11:20:10 AM
Snap snap snap snap snap
Snap snap snap snap snap snap snap.
I love my Swiss Knife :climber:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #126 on: September 19, 2018, 11:21:03 AM
Compound leverage
Such great power in my hands.
Why is the file crap?
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #127 on: September 19, 2018, 11:26:29 AM
Snap snap snap snap snap
Snap snap snap snap snap snap SNAP!
I broke my Swiss Knife  :facepalm:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #128 on: September 19, 2018, 03:02:21 PM
Quote from: Ron Who on September 19, 2018, 07:06:53 AM
five syllables first
next seven syllables more
then another five
:hatsoff:
Quote from: magentus on September 18, 2018, 11:41:06 PM
Dial 999
Police Fire or Ambulance?
Pervert is outside
Or
Pervert is outside
They will rescue you
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #129 on: September 19, 2018, 03:05:47 PM
Climber or Huntsman  ???
What a dilemma I face  :think:
Maybe a Compact  :pok:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #130 on: September 19, 2018, 03:09:26 PM
Quote from: Huntsman on September 19, 2018, 03:05:47 PM
Climber or Huntsman  ???
What a dilemma I face  :think:
Maybe a Compact  :pok:
:like:
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #131 on: September 19, 2018, 07:46:22 PM
"M M R said cake
while it was clearly a pie
The cake was a lie"
"Hoarder of weirdness,
Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #132 on: September 19, 2018, 08:57:10 PM
"Sparky and his rust
Tools from car boot sales and such
Hopefully no fire"

 ::)
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #133 on: September 19, 2018, 09:05:01 PM
"Ebay expensive
Wave parts too many dollars
No Wave knife for me"
"Hoarder of weirdness,
Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #134 on: September 19, 2018, 09:05:53 PM
 :like:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #135 on: September 19, 2018, 09:07:58 PM
Hunter Pro Alox ...  :drool:
Will it finally arrive?  :popcorn:

I need it so bad!  :ahhh

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #136 on: September 19, 2018, 09:09:48 PM
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #137 on: September 20, 2018, 02:48:57 AM
Sleek, Shiny, Sharp Blade
The SAK is superbly made
Its use never fades
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #138 on: September 20, 2018, 04:21:18 AM
Such joy! Plierench!
Heavy in hand. Uses? Lots!
Light on the budget.

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #139 on: September 20, 2018, 09:21:19 AM
To Mags Fandango
Your Electric Ukulele
Had an accident...


...sorry.




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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #140 on: September 20, 2018, 09:27:21 AM
Podger best tool ever
I'll show you mine you show yours...
Right... no need to boast

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #141 on: September 20, 2018, 11:52:51 AM
No soup for you!
You used a shelf queen?!
Come back, one year!

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #142 on: September 20, 2018, 02:44:03 PM
A bucket of fuzz
So soft, cute, warm, and cuddly.
Also has a knife.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #143 on: September 20, 2018, 02:57:47 PM
Quote from: Fuzzbucket on September 20, 2018, 09:27:21 AM
Podger best tool ever
I'll show you mine you show yours...
Right... no need to boast
Quote from: pfrsantos on September 20, 2018, 11:52:51 AM
No soup for you!
You used a shelf queen?!
Come back, one year!
Quote from: ReamerPunch on September 20, 2018, 02:44:03 PM
A bucket of fuzz
So soft, cute, warm, and cuddly.
Also has a knife.

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #144 on: September 20, 2018, 07:32:41 PM
Quote from: magentus on September 20, 2018, 02:57:47 PM
Quote from: Fuzzbucket on September 20, 2018, 09:27:21 AM
Podger best tool ever
I'll show you mine you show yours...
Right... no need to boast
Quote from: pfrsantos on September 20, 2018, 11:52:51 AM
No soup for you!
You used a shelf queen?!
Come back, one year!
Quote from: ReamerPunch on September 20, 2018, 02:44:03 PM
A bucket of fuzz
So soft, cute, warm, and cuddly.
Also has a knife.

 :like: :like: :like:

Smashing!  :like:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #145 on: September 20, 2018, 07:35:11 PM
Hard rough day at work
Pusscat greats me at the door
Smear smear smear smear smear

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #146 on: September 20, 2018, 07:58:36 PM
"Oktoberfest near
I only need Sausages
Beer and Sauerkraut"

And some Currywurst sauce, i know...  :angel:

And some pretzels...
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #147 on: September 20, 2018, 08:06:48 PM
"Skeletool is best
For my bicycle duty
With Topeak Ratchet"

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #148 on: September 20, 2018, 08:10:57 PM
"Syph master builder
Makes SAKs no one other can
Unique as always"

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #149 on: September 20, 2018, 08:19:22 PM
Quote from: Ron Who on September 19, 2018, 07:06:53 AM
five syllables first
next seven syllables more
then another five

Nice, I posted this one earlier in some other thread..

"A Haiku consists:
Seven syllables middle,
Five up and five down"

Great minds think alike, I suppose...  :P
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