Latin sentences for MTO!

For your signatures, memes, tattoos, or just for fun!
Unless it is a translation of a known saying, I made it up. I have done my best to structure the Latin properly, but there may be a mistake here or there.
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Regarding knives - De cultrisAnsam, non gladium teneto.
Hold the handle, not the blade.Cultrum meum extra volas? Ferrarium rogato.
You want my spare knife? Ask the blacksmith.Cultros egemus ut hanc vitam vivamus.
We need knives to live this life.Si culter obtusus, aut acuito aut butyrum acquirito.
If your knife is dull, either sharpen it or buy butter.Quando citri tibi dantur, cultrum quoque adeptato.
When you are given lemons, also get a knife.Cultrum fero, quia tu non.
I carry a knife because you do not.Calamum scribere; cultrumque, quia calami non caedunt.
A pen for writing; and a knife, because pens don't cut.Culter tuus, aut in manum, aut involucro (debet esse).
Your knife must be either in your hand, or in its sheath. Culterne ille in sinum tuum (est), vel felix es ut me videam?
Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?Ille non culter; hic culter est.
That's not a knife; this is a knife.Regarding lights - De lampadibusLampadem egebis.
You'll need a flashlight.Aut lampadem aut tenebras.
Either a torch or darkness.Etiam lampades parvae vividi in tenebras lucent.
Even small lights shine brightly in the darkness.Regarding axes - De asciisAsciam acuere habeo.
I have an axe to grind.Ascia obliviscitur, vel arbor meminit.
The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.Asciam humato, vel palam teneto.
Bury the hatchet, but keep the shovel.Regarding mentality - De mentePresudas, moreris.
You sweat, you die.Ivi, serravi, fabricavi.
I went, I sawed, I made.Cultro non aperis, forcipe non malleas.
Don't pry with your knife, don't hammer with your pliers.Saccus cum omnia instrumenta nimis gravis erit.
A bag that contains every tool will be too heavy.Bis mete, semel caede.
Measure twice, cut once.Fit, non solum vides.
Act, don't just look.Cultrum autem forficibus egeo.
I need a knife but also scissors.Chalybs pro cultros, polypropylenam pro ludibria.
Steel is for knives, plastic is for toys.Polypropylenam pro paleas, papyrus pro liberos.
Plastic is for straws, paper is for books.Nunquam satis instrumentes habebis.
You will never have enough tools.Optimum instrumentum est inter aures.
The best tool is between the ears. Duo unum sunt, unum nullum est.
Two is one, one is none.Cultrum bonum ex chalybe malo non potes facere.
You cannot make a good knife out of bad steel.Semel adeptato, semel plorato.
Buy once, cry once.Miscellaneous - MiscellaneaFiltrum smurforum inevitabilis est.
The Smurf filter is unavoidable.Necabit.
It will kill.Necaaaabit.
It will kiiiiell.Regarding multi-tools - De multi-ferramentisAut utrumque, aut paenitebis.
Either (get) both, or you'll regret it.Semper multi-ferramentum novum egeo.
I always need a new multi-tool.Multi-ferramentum proximum perfectum erit.
The next multi-tool will be perfect.Multi-ferramenta multa ferro extra fero.
I carry many multi-tools for the extra iron.Utrumque multi-ferramenta acquisivi, quia pecunia mea peram perflagrabat.
I bought both multi-tools, because my money was burning a hole in my wallet.Regarding pens - De calamisSemper calamum egeo.
I always need a pen.Calamus gladio fortior.
The pen is mightier than the sword.Cur semper calami mei abcedant?
Why do my pens always walk away?Calamo meo scribito, non curre.
Write with my pen, don't run.Regarding Swiss Army Knives - De Cultris Exerciti HelveticiCultri Exerciti Helvetici regnant.
Swiss Army Knives rule.Problema habeo: non satis cultros.
I have a problem: not enough knives.Culter Exerciti Helvetici optimus qui fers.
The best Swiss Army Knife is the one you carry.Agricola optimus. Exploratorque. Milesque. Et alii omnes.
The Farmer is the best. And the Explorer. And the Soldier. And all others.Mihi Spartanus, tibi Venator, huic Ascensor, felices omnes.
A Spartan for me, a Hunter for you, a Climber for him, everyone is happy.Cultrum benediceto, pater Angus, manumque eum tenet.
Bless my knife, father MacGyver, and the hand that wields it.Rubrum video. Rubrum Helveticum.
I see red. Swiss red.Victorinox clavibus; balteo; cordi.
Victorinox on my keys; on my belt; in my heart.Mel dulcis; chalybs Helveticus dulcior.
Honey is sweet; Swiss steel is sweeter.Agricola bonus; Agricola X melior.
The Farmer is good. The Farmer X is better.